outOfAxes: okay, let’s just all take a moment to ask ourselves hOW THE FUCK DOES MORDECAI’S HAIR EVEN WORK??? My hair used to be about that length before I got it cut short and let me tell you thAT IS NOT HOW LONG HAIR WORKS. MY HAIR IS WIREY AND I CAN’T EVEN GET IT TO STAY IN SPIKES EVEN WHEN I FUCKING LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN WHICH ISN’T REALLY AN ISSUE PLEASE DONT TAKE THAT OFFENSIVELY BUT EVEN IF HIS HAIR IS IN DREADS OR SHIT THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS GET IT RIGHT YOU LITTLE GEARBOX CUMSLUTS EVEN THOUGH ILY AND MORDECAI IS THE BEST THIS IS SERIOUSLY AN ISSUE. AND I CAN’T EVEN COMPREHEND HOW THAT FUCKING SCARF WORKS. ARE THEY TRYING TO DRIVE AWAY COSPLAYERS I MEAN SERIOUSLY GUYS.
WELL I AM MAKING A MORDECAI COSTUME AND I HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THE SCARF KRIEG!