#ask-lmaninnit

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Wilbur, knock knock

I've come for a visit. And also to deliver a gift

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-hm? oh, hey tommy. i'm a bit busy right now, what's up? did you need something?

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Wilbur? I'm back!

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[he’s sitting very still, barely breathing and hands white-knuckling whatever happens to be in their grip. at the sound of the door opening his eyes flick over, and he makes a poor attempt to hide his relief at the sight of tommy there, unharmed.]

..tommy. you’re okay?

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Wilbur! Big man! I need you to come to the wall for a second, I need some help. Nothing bad just-come to the wall!

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tommy? shit, hang on

what’s wrong, did something happen? is everyone safe, are you alright?

talk to me, what’s going on?

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HELLO!!!

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ayy, it’s big man tommyinnit! what have you been up to?

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WILBURRRRRRRR

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hello, tommy. what’s up?

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pssssst

wilbur

can we make cows the national animal of L'manburg

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the national animal is already foxes, remember? you were there for the meeting where we decided that. i don’t know that a country can have two national animals.

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Wilbur we need to ban any and all forms of physical activity

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what.

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WILBURRR!!

Tubbo's trying to stab me with his goat horns! It's going to hurt and he is being menacing and evil.

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tell tubbo i said not to stab you with his horns.

why is he threatening you, anyway? what did you do this time?