#ask-loras

[ask-jorah]

best nephew ever

Loras Tyrell:Uncle!

Jorah Mormont: Nephew!

Loras Tyrell: Theon, reeeeally?

Jorah Mormont: ............HE was harassing ME.

Loras Tyrell: YOU LIKE THE ATTENTION.

Jorah Mormont: SHUT YOUR FACE, LORAS.

Jorah Mormont: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T GET _GOOD_ ATTENTION.

Loras Tyrell: I'M GOOD ATTENTION...minus the bedding you part.

Jorah Mormont: Yeahhh, you're my nephew and we're not the Lannisters. I APPRECIATE THAT, THOUGH.

[ask-jorah]

Care to joust?

I'm afraid being tourney champ was a once-in-a-lifetime sort of thing, Ser Loras.  I am sure you would beat me soundly.  Though should you be in King's Landing when I am, we should most certainly meet.

[ask-jorah]

ask-loras: (from ask-jorah) Ser Loras -- it has been many years. You are much accomplished since I saw you when you were a boy. How do you and your family fare?  

We are well, good ser. And you? I have heard little of you. I remember stalking you well.

I remember you and Margaery at the wedding in Lannisport quite well - you were eager to joust with me and wanted to know all about the wedding decorations.  You had a part in the ceremony at the end with the flowers, if I recall correctly.  I remember your visit to Bear Island as well.  I wouldn't call it stalking, exactly. Eager to learn, I'd say.

I am...back in Westeros...which is, as you know, more than I can say for your aunt...It is...good to be back, however, regrets aside.

[askmargaery]

How is Renly treating you, sister?

Renly has been nothing but perfectly courteous and chivalrous. I could not dream of a kinder husband.

[asktommen]

Going to the tailor's with Uncle Renly and Ser Loras!