#ask-melone-bby

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"Prosciutto help me hide formaggio's easy bake oven- he tried to cook me in it ;3;" [from ask-melone-bby]

[ask-melone-bby]

You mind if I call you Melmel?

[askshitpostrohan]

911 there’s a stripper in my house melting crayons on my desk

[asktheass]

Your hair looks like you never brush it. (From ask-melone-bby)

@ask-melone-bby

‘‘And yours look like you made a cow lick it to style it. How pathetic.’’

[ask-funny-valentine]

Di Molto! Say, I’m interested is what America is like, signor! (From ask-melone-bby)

“Anything can be possible in the land of freedom and dreamers. You just need to take the first step.”

This just in: The President is patriotic.

//Go give @ask-melone-bby a follow guys! They are just starting their ask blog too! <3

[ask-illuso]

Would you like to share a sandwich with me man? *doesn’t trust the sandwiches he found in the fridge* (From ask-melone-bby)

If it has ham or cheese I’ll pass

@ask-melone-bby

[askshitpostrohan]

// i know you wanted soft content but unfortunately it is a shitpost mood

[askshitpostrohan]

//this was pretty fun! i liked doing a dynamic pose!! hope you like it!