#ask-missouri

[ask-avianboy-alfred-blog]

((Hey. Hey I see you-- *shot* xD))

1. First impression: oooooh! I really like your missouri dude noice2. Truth is: yOOOOOOOO You’re really fucking cool and I love your art bro3. How old do you look: //shrugs in french4. Have you ever made me laugh: I’d say no but like how do you sarcasm through text speech?? yes yes you have5. Have you ever made me mad: nahh6. Best feature:dude like how do I ch o o s e7. Have I ever had a crush on you: noope8. You’re my: new mom accept your fate9. Name in my phone: Missouri Mama10. Should you post this too? but

but you did

[ask-madame-france-blog]

CHALUPAAAAA.

NO GO AWAY I SWEAR TO GOD

[agrandoldoll-moved]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. *and now she's giving a big ol' hug* 'Appy Birthday.

[laughs, giving her a huge hug, smooching her cheeks]

Thank you sweetheart. 

[agrandoldoll-moved]

"Dear Missouri" ((If you wanna. >w<))

Dear Caroline,

                          My sweet, sweet Caroline. My God, how the years have shaped us. You’re already so grown up and taking care of yourself, I’m proud of the woman you’ve become. I hope you’re fairing well, the heat is merciless here in the desert, but I’m sure you’re enjoying the nice weather there, hopefully. As much as I like visiting Texas, the heat can be unbearable! You’re not scared of thunderstorms anymore are you? Because summer showers really take a beating at the windows here, but it is beautiful. Anyway, I’ll write to you soon enough, and play nice with your brother’s and sister’s, they’re a handful this coming election.

                                                                                    With love,

                                                                                                        Amelia

[kansasstateofficial]

B'cause let's face it, ya know Ah could beat ya at a tickle fight any day.

Oh yeah? You wanna try me?

[kansasstateofficial]

♘ Bring it ya loser.

All Missourians are big babies >:VVV

Go try taking on Iowa or something. 

[askingalicekirkland]

Has someone been giving me absurd nicknames again?

[fem-usa-rps]

+4 came to visit

"Whaddaya need? "I've got some coffee a-brewin'!"