[Angry Midwestern Yelling]

RP Blog for Kansas ~Ethan Shawnee Brown~ (Semi-Hetalia related. I will rp with Independant blogs as well uwu) ~~~ Please Hover ~~~

[bricesander]

Current mood : Kris Jenner alone on a playground with a bottle of wine.

[kansasstateofficial]

diimsum

[kansasstateofficial]

ETHAN-KUN please notice me

Uh…Hi there…?

Who are you….?

[kansasstateofficial]

//yelps and falls on the floor

Fuck off! I’m gonna go get Sam if you don’t stop–

[b0realis-blog]

//clings to him

Noooo, I won’t stop unless you promise you won’t!!

[kansasstateofficial]

//Tries shoving him off

No I wanna go see Sam! where the hell is he anyways...

//takes out his phone

I’ll just call him then

[kansasstateofficial]

“Wait what– Xiang come on it’s ju-just a joke you don’t have to stop coming here you know– A-and your food isn’t bad. I’m just messing with you is all…

Also you know what. My diet isn’t terrible, I work most of it off when i’m outside.”

[diimsum]

“What? You actually want me to keep coming over? Well, this is news to me. With all that talk, it sure sounded like you didn’t want me to cook for you anymore, hm?

Your diet is shit, Ethan. ” 

[kansasstateofficial]

“First of all you’re not my mom so I can eat whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want. Second of all, you must really care about me if you’re so worried about my diet and feeding me and what not.”

[kansasstateofficial]

ETHAN-KUN please notice me

Uh…Hi there…?

Who are you….?

[kansasstateofficial]

//yelps and falls on the floor

Fuck off! I’m gonna go get Sam if you don’t stop--

[kansasstateofficial]

“You know what Xiang, you can sit there and threaten me all you want with violence that doesn’t change the fact that I would rather eat delicious buffet chinese food for 12 dollars than pig tears or whatever you fed me last time. Or that turtle pudding.”

[diimsum]

“Look, it’s not my fault you have not only terrible taste, but also a terrible diet. If you dislike my food so much, then why do you constantly ask me to cook for you, hm? I’ll gladly stop coming here to cook, or at all for that matter.” 

[kansasstateofficial]

“Wait what-- Xiang come on it’s ju-just a joke you don’t have to stop coming here you know-- A-and your food isn’t bad. I’m just messing with you is all...

Also you know what. My diet isn’t terrible, I work most of it off when i’m outside.”

[kansasstateofficial]

“Sure you can do that if you can reach them, Xiang. Maybe if I lean down a bit it’ll be a bit easier for you to reach, yeah?”

[diimsum]

“Ah, I do believe there is an American phrase for this?” 

“As you say, ‘the bigger they are, the harder they fall’? Of course, I’d hate to embarass you. You know, being beaten by a little man such as myself.” 

[kansasstateofficial]

“You know what Xiang, you can sit there and threaten me all you want with violence that doesn’t change the fact that I would rather eat delicious buffet chinese food for 12 dollars than pig tears or whatever you fed me last time. Or that turtle pudding.”

[kansasstateofficial]

ETHAN-KUN please notice me

Uh…Hi there…?

Who are you….?

[kansasstateofficial]

I am not boring! And Im not like an old man! I’m probably younger than you– I just grew up in a culture where you work from dawn until dusk– there’s not that much time for play you know….

[b0realis-blog]

Nope! You’re super boring. (◡‿◡✿)

And you’re an old man!! How old are you, like a lot?? You look super old!

[kansasstateofficial]

I’m 161…That’s not that old compared to a lot of other states…

[b0realis-blog]

Nu-uh, you’re over 100, that’s super old! Only old men insist they aren’t old, you know!!

[kansasstateofficial]

Uhuh and how old are you exactl– God why am I even arguing this with you. You’re nothing but a fetishist.

[b0realis-blog]

What’s a fetishist? :3c

[kansasstateofficial]

Whatever im gonna go find Sam-- something is not right with you and im not hanging out to find out what that is.

[kansasstateofficial]

“Yeah I bet you do, you over sized kumquat.”

[diimsum]

“Listen Gwailo, I will drag you by those dead hamsters you call eyebrows into the bottom of my harbor where you belong, understand?” 

[kansasstateofficial]

“Sure you can do that if you can reach them, Xiang. Maybe if I lean down a bit it’ll be a bit easier for you to reach, yeah?”

[diimsum]

kansasstateofficial

“Ethan I…” 

“Really want to fu̬̝͈͇c̻̰̗͔̹͙ki͔͓n̺g̫̙͚̞̩̝̺ ̥̪ḵ̝͚̙i͔l̻̙̯̰͎̪l̘̺̣̫ ̝͎̭yo̟͉u̥̗̖̮…” 

[kansasstateofficial]

“Yeah I bet you do, you over sized kumquat.”

[kansasstateofficial]

ETHAN-KUN please notice me

Uh…Hi there…?

Who are you….?

[kansasstateofficial]

I am not boring! And Im not like an old man! I’m probably younger than you– I just grew up in a culture where you work from dawn until dusk– there’s not that much time for play you know….

[b0realis-blog]

Nope! You’re super boring. (◡‿◡✿)

And you’re an old man!! How old are you, like a lot?? You look super old!

[kansasstateofficial]

I’m 161…That’s not that old compared to a lot of other states…

[b0realis-blog]

Nu-uh, you’re over 100, that’s super old! Only old men insist they aren’t old, you know!!

[kansasstateofficial]

Uhuh and how old are you exactl-- God why am I even arguing this with you. You’re nothing but a fetishist.

[kansasstateofficial]

diimsum

[kansasstateofficial]

Oh I see how it is you’ll eat cake but but you won’t eat what I buy for you

[diimsum]

“I trust that her cake isn’t 90% grease and fat.” 

[kansasstateofficial]

“You know what Xiang, you’re 90% grease and fat. And what else am I going to feed you when you hate everything I make that isn’t grease and fat. You refuse anything I make. You won’t even eat barbecue.”

[kansasstateofficial]

Oh I see how it is you’ll eat cake but but you won’t eat what I buy for you

[kansasstateofficial]

ex-cum-paris-amore started following you

“Ah hello there-- I didn’t notice you there...You seem to be kind of lost.”

[kansasstateofficial]

ETHAN-KUN please notice me

Uh…Hi there…?

Who are you….?

[kansasstateofficial]

I am not boring! And Im not like an old man! I’m probably younger than you– I just grew up in a culture where you work from dawn until dusk– there’s not that much time for play you know….

[b0realis-blog]

Nope! You’re super boring. (◡‿◡✿)

And you’re an old man!! How old are you, like a lot?? You look super old!

[kansasstateofficial]

I’m 161...That’s not that old compared to a lot of other states...

[kansasstateofficial]

ETHAN-KUN please notice me

Uh…Hi there…?

Who are you….?

[kansasstateofficial]

I am not boring! And Im not like an old man! I’m probably younger than you-- I just grew up in a culture where you work from dawn until dusk-- there’s not that much time for play you know....

[kansasstateofficial]

ETHAN-KUN please notice me

Uh…Hi there…?

Who are you….?

[b0realis-blog]

Ethan-senpai,,, How do you not remember me,,,

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

It’s Kolya!!

[kansasstateofficial]

O-oh…oh yeah…Sam introduced me to you once..S-sorry about that.

Uh– How have you been?

[b0realis-blog]

Yeah!! You better remember!! o(-`д´- ｡)

I’m great!! How are you???

[kansasstateofficial]

Uhuh…

I’m good I guess, been busy with work and what not…same old stuff.

[b0realis-blog]

Uh-huh!! That sounds boring though…. Don’t you do anything fun??

[kansasstateofficial]

Well its work but it doesn’t have to be boring...I like it-- If I didn’t I wouldn’t still be doing the same thing after so many years. And I do fun things-- I like to go out sometimes.