#ask-nuka-wave

[ask-raripinkiedash]

Are any of you girls familiar with the anime “jojo’s bizarre adventure” I think rarity would love its fashion sense

[basic-bb-asks]

Not an ask but the father daughter dynamic of your baldi and Emily (my little headcanon playtime name cause I have boy of a Pink Floyd addiction) is to hecking cute!! Also did one of the goops mention sweeps?... that’s an alternian term so does that mean this baldi universe is connected to homestuck?

gosh, every universe is connected to homestuck.

Yeah this takes place in one of those homestuck universes. Because HIC is y’know, bonkers, she goes out and conquers the universe. She rules for a bit, never QUITE reaching Earth before she gets overthrown by ANOTHER space dictator. This time it’s Skeleton King from the “hit” 2000′s cartoon, Super robot monkey team hyperforce Go. He takes one of the most useful and widely available creatures and turns them into his main attack, and they can even spread his control like a plague. This is the Goops, or Formless as they’re called. Baldi is one of these, but not one under Skeleton King’s rule.

This sucks, but honestly it’s not too bad. 

A few sea dwelling trolls go off and start their own colony. Those eventually turns into the Undints that Kaleida was raised with. Hence the use of Alternian language.

So under The Skeleton King’s rule, a bunch of demons and stuff get released into the universe because of course it happens, it’s Skeleton King. The plot of the original show happens, except season five actually happens. The team and every ally they made in the previous seasons, and a few enemies turned friends fight against the newly resurrected Skeleton king, and get rid of him for good. But residues of his empire remain. His Formless Minions shamble around, awaiting a command that will never come. The damage from years of torture leaves many planets barren, dying. The planet that witnessed his first fall was showered with his essence. The planet takes a turn. It is no longer Earth as we know it, but as a planet of Magic, Humans and Monsters. 

They lived together in harmony on Earth, Humans and Monsters. But then, One day, war broke out, much sooner than expected. The Humans and monsters were evenly matched. The humans, strong in both body and spirit, had a strong grip on the physical world. The monsters, in all their shapes and sizes, took advantage of the dark essence around them, and used it for light, and for magic. The war ended in a peace treaty, and the humans and monsters lived apart. Except for select places, where they lived closer than ever.

As the races grew older, they became more physical, more like humans and the animals they hunted. As the generations passed, the use of magic became less and less of a common trait. Until eventually, monsters, having diversified into every shape and size imaginable, were just as strong as humans. With all the physical stuff too.

Undertale never happened, but everyone who took part still exists.

It was around this time that Baldi was created, and left to wander Earth.

Over the sea there was The Social Movement of Despair. The humans in that area were affected by the residue of the Skeleton King. It gripped young teenage idol, Junko Enoshima tighter than most, and she and her sisters rose as leaders of the movement. But, the darkness in their hearts, and their cravings for despair were too much, and they all took their own lives, each in their own spectacular way. Pretty lucky for all the people who went to high school with them, who weren’t forced to killed each other in a big battle royal style despair game, thanks to Junko dying early. Really lucky! Really really Lucky!!

So lucky in fact, that one of them won the opportunity to go live in a specific city, and go to a specific school. The city was more full of monsters than he expected, but he went along with it. He would just explore, and his luck you lead him to where he was looking for, but would it be to the place he planned to go?

Then, their eyes met. The human’s eyes met the skelton’s eyes, one 2 feet shorter than the other. They scanned each other’s hoodies, on green, one blue. They knew they were destined to meet the second they saw each other.

The lines crossed in just such a perfectly impossible way, so that Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa just so happens to meet Comic Sans Undertale.

They end up having the same sense of humor, and had a lot in common. And they went on stage for karaoke, and made up a song about KANYE WEST on the spot to the tune of the king of all monsters theme. It went viral. People made a weekly holiday based on it. They were overnight stars. And they live happy lives because i want them too.

This timeline was made specifically so that Sans and Komaeda would make Fingers in his ass sunday.

Frisk ended up living a normal life, meeting a cute ghost demon ex-human, and having the most annoying kid in the universe. Instead of a gender reveal party, they had a cake that said “it’s a bully” 

Skeleton King was resurrected, but not even Skeleton king know this. Trouble will ensue.

All this Baldi stuff? Just a side-effect of all this.

[videomaus]

What the hell kind of dog is Charlie?!

some kinda horrible mutt!

[ask-raripinkiedash]

[ask-human-octavia]

Well fuck me sideways and call me aunt Judy this account ain’t dead!

It would appear so. Currently we are unsure how we will proceed, I know we post rather infrequently so I guess we can consider the current hiatus period a moment of silence in solidarity for all of the artists who lost their blogs today (including the artist who draws for this blog)