#ask-phantom-alfred

[ask-evelyn-blog]

My Daddy is Arthur he's at hogwarts he's a wizred and a slytherin his hair blond kind of wish i had it's all mess i guess i get that from him i love playing with his hair~ he smells like tea and mint My Papa is name'd Alfred a ghost thingy i asked him one time and he looked sad so i never asked again and he didn't answer me he helps me bake well use to i haven't seen him in a bit same with daddy but he writes me i keep all his letters in my box see ~

I'm going to go eat now Oh and thanks for calling me cute ~

skytheteadrinkingknight

[ask-evelyn-blog]

(( Her parents are ask-phantom-alfred and ask-slytherin-kirkland ))

[ember-hinote]

Kid!Phantom: Mattie why couldn't I stay home? I hate school, its so boring.

-smiles and pats Alfred on the head- Come now, don’t say that; you get the spend the whole day with Big Brother Matthieu. Cheer up and I’ll take you for ice cream as soon as class is over, okay? You can even throw things at sleeping students while you watch me teach. -picks Alfred up and puts him in a spinning chair- Now just sit here and be a good boy, okay?  

[ember-hinote]

Mattie I know you asked about ghosts. Now don't panic. I don't need a bone crushing hug.

-Gives Phantom a bone crushing hug anyways- Why do I need to panic? I was just curious about how they handle it. Besides you’re my cute little bro, I can’t fear you! I mean, sure I asked but in the name of science! Biology is the study of life and death…though really, it’s sex and death but you get me. I just wanted to know. 

[askpirateukplush]

Pirate UK: "Thank ye kindly Mister Alfred! We'd like to give ye a box of Quality Street chocolates!"

[ember-hinote]

whaaa mattie how did you get on the nice list? this isn't fair!

You know Alfred, I really just don’t know. Maybe Santa forgot to check to make sure that I was actually nice before he added me to the list? There’s probably a glitch in it and you’re probably on the nice list really!

[askskyrimusuk]

Kel: "I think he looks pretty good as a lady~"

Pie: "Yes, yes, I quite agree. What do you all think?"

[asktheitalianslayer]

pregnant meme: I'm so gonna get drowned in salt and smacked with and iron rod...

I dont even know.... DX> 

*swings iron anyway for some relief*