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Pleasure to meet you! I'm Roach, I like bugs, small spaces, and rock paper scissors. This...is not my universe, but we're adjusting.

- @ask-roachsanderson

(Yo!! Welcome to the chaos >:D -🦷)

Adjustments take time, do not push yourself. And I'll be sure to call you if I need a friendly bug removal.

How exactly do you play rock paper scissors in this format?

(ty!!! Everyone is just as nice and welcoming as I thought they would be)

I burnt my fuggin breakfast and overdid my tea, will i ever be happy again?

Poor cacuracha pequeno... This is strictly going onto your list of sins against food, its your food karma working to recify the mistakes done by you.

REPENT!

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Broma. ¿Puedes raspar los pedazos quemados o necesito que mi abuela te enseñe a cocinar?

Im gonna give you helmet bonks of love

Lots of Love for me today? I quite Like it. Let me get my helmet to bonk you Back.

*lil kith*

eso me sorprende. pero en un sentido positivo. ¿Quieres uno también?

Rudy gently holds Roachs face, chuckling, before he gives the ventdweller a smooch on his helmet top.

Please help, the Shadows are in my vents and they keep biting me :(. They're scaring all my beetles away

¡Voy a pasar a ayudarte, no te preocupes!

On my way, Cucaracha pequeña. And I have just the thing to scare the shadows away.

A maglite and the the most horrible perfum that a conquest gifted Alejandro and we banned it from base. Worse than a skunks behind.

Hey girl heeeeyyyy

*looks down at himself* ... yo, amiga..? we having change-day? Im open for everything, you know. But its very good to see you, Roach.

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