#ask-scout

[theoneandonlyredscout]

your father eats hot dogs with a knife and fork

yer sayin this like ya know the guy, which ya don’t cuz he’s dead! eitha way, i don’t give a crap about what he does cuz i don’t even know tha guy. friggin’ stupid

[theoneandonlyredscout]

i drew you as an evil, fucked up creature. enjoy

woah pally that is friggin’ weird! why’d ya make me look so dam long, i do not look like dat. if it weren’t me it would be ugly, but i ain’t ugly so it’s nawt.

[theoneandonlyredscout]

yo!!! dis is freakin’ awesome pally, thanks for the art. but i did notice the word blue behind the paper, we don’t like blues round here rememba that man.

[theoneandonlyredscout]

How do you feel about bugs? This question is important, Scout.

@entomologisttf2

well i used ta not like em as much when i was a kid, but pyros been showin' me a buncha cool worm n' butterflies so i've been comin' around to em. wouldn't say der my favorite or nothin but some of em are pretty cool

[theoneandonlyredscout]

how does it feel not being able to bag miss pauling🫵

heh jokes on you pally, in anotha’ universe imma transfem gal and i bag er’, not too worried bout dis universe cuz i got my eyes set on somebody else now, didn’t ya read the comic?

[theoneandonlyredscout]

i think someone took ur ass

whadya talkin about pal? i dunno what that even means cuz i have a nice ass pally. freakin weirdo

[theoneandonlyredscout]

Welp. Howdy there, string bean. I cant quite get the hang of this 'ere app but I'll get there prob'ly, I've gotta. In the meantime, lookit this lil' bugger i typed up !

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it's like lookin' in a mirror, ain't it ??!

-Engie

heh yo that does look just like ya’. looks like somethin’ pyro would draw up. but i gotta show ya how to use this freakin app and talk to all our internet friends, some of these people r freakin wild

[theoneandonlyredscout]

you care for a bonk? :)

heh yeah yeah thanks.. i would like a bonk man i love that flava’ it’s my favorite