✮ {O N LY IF U WA NN A G HSKJDF}
“................. Huh!”
[Grubba tilts his head, pressing a hand to his mouth in an over dramatic act as he feigns surprise.]
“Ain’t this th’ lil’ queenie gal that played poker with that goomba gal ‘nd some others at th’ New Years shazam? It IS! WELL, hyuk hyuk, th’ first thing I’ve got t’ say t’ her’s that, HOOOOOOO-wee, quick reactions’re NOT her specialty! Especially in that there poker game- if she thought out the Count’s actions so “””””logically””””” ‘nd was so confident ‘bout it too, then heck, how th’ heck did she LOSE? First one outta the runnin’ no less!”
[He takes a break from speaking to laugh about the old memory. He wonders if she really had demolished the Count’s drink bar until he went broke.]
“Hmm, this chick looks reeeaaaallll familiar, though. Ain’t she that, uh, whatsherface, oh, Princess, uhhh, Nectarine? OH! PEACH! Princess Peach! That’s it! What ‘n tarnation happened here?! It’s like she’s gone straight back int’ her edgy scene phase, what, with that eye shadow ‘nd outfit! I hear that there advisor’s o’ hers is pretty dang strict- maybe she’s just rebellin’? Or maybe this is Peach’s angry twin sister or somethin’. Eh. She ain’t bad lookin’, I gotta say! Just take away th’ eye shadow and ya got yerself an even better lookin’ queenie! Hmm, also looks kinda hotheaded... and by that, I mean SENSITIVE!! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Shadow Queen, Shmadow Queen, I could take her in a fight any day!”
