#ask-ufpapyrus

[myheartsbroke]

Good bros

[paintys-actual-art]

is it okay if i asked for a spicybbq?

yes! more than okay! :D

[keelywolfe]

What if the Edge that lost his Stretch meet the Stretch that lost his Edge? (Sorry that’s kinda dumb)

Ugh, I dreaded answering this because it hurts. Warnings for upcoming angst. 

Stretch does not have the coping skills that Edge does.  His first instinct would be to try for a reset, because even if Edge didn't remember any of their relationship at all, he'd be alive, and hey, maybe Stretch could do it right this time. They could start out better and wouldn't have to go through all that hating each other shit!

He'd take it really hard when he finally accepts that a reset isn't possible. He'd fall back into some of the same self-destructive tendencies as before, his ptsd and depression would have a hard hold on him, and he'd need a pretty harsh intervention from the people who love him. He would have to hit rock bottom before he'd be ready to start going back up.

Eventually, he'd move out of their house and in with someone, possibly his brother, or perhaps even Papyrus. He's perfectly capable of taking care of himself, something he says often and loudly, but he doesn't like to live alone. A roommate brings him a measure of comfort.

He takes up baking on Saturday mornings and slowly he stops burning every other thing he makes and he starts doing pretty well. He likes to make anything that has cinnamon and cloves, cookies, pies, spice bread, anything at all. The smell reminds him of Edge.

He still wears his ring, either the gold one or one of the many, many silicon ones he finds hidden in Edge's dresser when he's packing up the house to move. Edge always gave him a new one when the old one wore out, but he didn't know he'd bought so many. There's about a hundred of them, in a dozen colors, including glittery and glow in the dark, and Stretch can’t help laughing while he cries over them. Whenever he swaps out his rings, he gives it a kiss.

Now, the real question is how would Red deal with losing Edge…

[erigold13261]

@ask-ufpapyrus

Thank you! I had a nice nap and now i’m watching videos and eating some soup. My jaw is hurting a bit but other than that and some dizziness I’m okay! Thanks for the nice words!

[soothedcerberus]

You are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

! Thank you!!! Look at this amazing Paps here! :0

[keelywolfe]

hey so in baon its very funny how sans, red, and stretch answer the phone sometimes and i was wondering which one would say this? " Fred's butt crack pluming, you clog em, we plunge em" -sorry

All three of them would die laughing for any and all lame phone greeting, they’d all use it. All brothers/lovers have learned to ignore them because scoldings only increase the likelihood that the next one would be worse. 

[thelylacdaggermemes]

Hey are you okay? Because it must have hurt when you fell from heaven.

Ha! Ya didn’t have to send it in, but I sure as hell appreciate the compliment! Thanks mate! Probably wanna tell this to someone who’s actually a muse though ;D