candy lol 💭
“konfety! i am so glad momo delivered my number to you and you decided to call! i know you are very busy little lady, sitting on the laps of santa claus men even when it is not christmas, but you always make time to send me cute selfies in little skirts making pouty face. i make them my wallpaper and look at them when i miss you! ( all the time :((( )
i think it is very cute you cry during scary movies and that you put lip gloss on your eyes sometimes -- even though it smells good and makes my brain very confused because your name is already candy and you are very tasty, but i hope, not eyeballs. haha.
i know you are embarrassed about the perogi statue you painted at pottery place on our first date, but i do not think it looks like it is on drugs! you are too hard on self! i think it is very nice, you made my perogi look very handsome and i leave it on nightstand so that when i go home ( and am not with indie and thea ) it will protect me from sleep paralysis demons.
the only thing i do not like is the long distance, malishka. it is very 'ass’, as you say. i know i can fly you out often, but still -- it is not the same, da? listen this is . . . okay, this makes me sweaty and more nervous than most men who leave my office, but i have been meaning to ask. i-----would you like to move in with me?
i -- i, IF IT IS TOO SOON FORGET I ASKED!!!!! i know it is a little early, but new orleans is much more fun than vegas! all they have there is old people, bad buffet food and cigarette smoke. blech. and besides, here you have me! and ‘rogi ! and that place that makes sushi burrito you like!
i, i just ...care about you a lot, monica, and i want to take care of you. if you let me, of course.
also, i changed the door code to your birthday,
i hope that is not too much.”
