‘Heh, good question. You say that like my American’s any sorta predictable n’ as if a manual would do any good, but ... I s’pose there are some things he needs. If I had to make one, it’d prob’ly go like this:
1. Be ready for anything. Anything is possible with your American, n’ it’s better that when shit goes down, you’re not caught off-guard. You gotta be a “ride or die” sorta person to look after n’ support your American proper.
2. Listen. Listen, listen, n’ listen some more. Unless your American asks for your advice, what they truly need is your ear. Everyone has an opinion to give ‘em, but not many people take the time to understand ‘em proper.
3. Lots of attention. Honestly, you can’t give enough. Absolutely douse that bastard in it.
3 1/2. Lots of touches. Kiss their forehead, their nose, their lips, play with their hair, put your hands on their waist, pinch their bum ... Let’cha American know you can’t keep your hands off ‘em.
4. Your American will prob’ly wanna stay up with you when you’re visiting. This can be bad for ‘em, ‘specially if they got work the next day. In my experience, put on a movie n’ cuddle with ‘em. If they’ve stayed up a couple nights already, they’ll pass the fuck out pretty fast.
5. Make sure to praise your American for their hard or good work. They don’t get told enough by everyone else--in fact, prob’ly the opposite.
6. Your American will most likely just wanna eat rubbish. Treats are okay n’ it’s fun to indulge, but make sure your American is eating well, too. Making homecooked meals for your American, hot n’ ready for when they get home from work, will be endlessly appreciated.
6 1/2. Make your American a packed lunch for ‘em in the morning or the night before to make sure they eat well at work, too.
7. If you’re in love, then tell your American that you love ‘em every time you feel like saying it, many times a day.
8. Your American will prob’ly love adventure n’ trying new things. Take ‘em out regularly to explore n’ have fun.
9. Remind your American how handsome they are every single day.
10. Your American will prob’ly love a good, frequent root. Being willing to experiment in the bedroom is a massive plus n’ will help satisfy your American, as well as sate their wilder side. It’s likely that your American may be too shy to ask for certain things, but, or be inexperienced with stuff for whatever reason, so it’s good to be willing to take the initiative. Remember, consent is necessary n’ communication is key.
Turns out there was actually quite a bit, ey? Every American is different so this “manual” might not apply to yours, but maybe it’ll shed some insight ... I should go n’ give my own American his daily bum squeeze, actually. Have a good one, mate.’
