#askabundy

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I thought your favorite song was called "Go With Him", Al?

“It was. But you know something, there is a lesson to be learned in today’s modern music. And I believe that it is, everyone has a better life than me…”

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Hey Al, what's the title of your favorite song again?

"I think the song is called, I have 99 Problems and Counting..."

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Well, Kelly, I think you should come with me. I'll give you a good time. What do you say?

"I was not born yesterday, Dweeb-a-saurous Rex... or at least I'm pretty sure I wasn't born in the last few years, but my point is never gonna happen unless I see that you aren't 1 of my brother's dorky friends, ok?"

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This is for Marcy: how can the Bundys and Jefferson understand you when you cluck?

"... nice try Al. I know it must be you or one of your babble buffoon of buddies..."

PS

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Peggy, do you watch reality shows like the Kardashians?

"You know something, I do, and it just gets me so angry that someone doesn't stick cameras in my face all day like that. I mean, I'm just as interesting as any of them."

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Hey Al, how do I join NO MAAM? Do you charge a fee or something?

"No, no we are more welcoming than that, though uh, a donation is encouraged, strongly. Otherwise, you have to pass the initiation test, which is a choice between killing the wife or buying us guys beer."

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Kelly how can I dress like you?

"Oh that's easy! You just have to wear practically nothing! Just don't tell my Dad, alright?"

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Lucky what's it like seeing your family naked all the time?

"I may be color blind, but I want to keep what vision I have left, so I tend not to look."