#askagentsitwell

[shieldshawk]

askagentsitwell

  Yeah. Um. I know how cakes are supposed to look....

Is the kitchen currently on fire?

amazingly enough, no. And I made actual breakfast after.

[ahawkinthevents]

Cereal: Does your muse sleep through breakfast? How often?

Clint has been known to sleep through what most people would call a traditional “breakfast” on many occasions.

The way he looks at it, that slice of cold pizza he grabs at noon with sleep-mussed hair and bleary eyes is just as much “breakfast” as a full spread feast.

[shielddeputydirector]

I’ve already started planning my saving the universe snacks.

“Awesome. You remembered the Funions?”

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

askagentsitwell replied to your photoset

Is he in Captain America Dick Framing Pose™. ????

leave jim alone 

he is trying his BEST

[whifferdills]

askagentsitwell replied to your post “had this couple come in tonight at very literally 9:59, one minute...”

John Larroquette would never

that’s part of what made it upsetting, yeah. it felt like a betrayal

[my-name-is-not-agent]

Going through storage boxes in attempt to make more space...and we found this. Phil and I are greatly amused. @askagentsitwell

[bearfeathers]

DUDE YES like it's bad enough you're smacking me in the face with this phl*nt bs but WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA GIVE ME SHIT WHERE HE'S AN ACCESSORY TO PHIL i'm a good person i don't deserve this

[harveybullockgcpd]

@askagentsitwell

Bullock gives a single wave at the black SUV that’s approaching, his expression its usual annoyed, slightly dour frown. 

“Sitwell,” he greets the agent as he looks over at the man, straightening his shoulders a little. “Figured you were bored, so Gotham decided to crap out some glowin’ rocks.”