dahlia/taylor for that ship meme tho
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Unless one of them gets fed up with the other, forever.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Taylor always joked around and flirted with her, but it wasn’t until Dahlia was like “um yes pls” that she kindda realized that she wasn’t totally joking.
How was their first kiss? - really soft and sweet and very cautious
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Taylor for sure, and she made sure it was super romantic and fluffy
Who is the best man/men? - Maybe Miles or Alex
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Nico, Nora (if they knew them)
Who did the most planning? - Dahlia for sure, Taylor just watches her fiancee sweat about the date.
Who stressed the most? - Taylor was lowkey stressed the whole time but I think Dahlia would worry more about things.
How fancy was the ceremony? - not in a church, but otherwise standard… except for the music Taylor played at the reception and walking down the aisle. (4)Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Anyone from Murkoff.
Sex:
Who is on top? - TAYLOR
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both of them, but Taylor loves to tease.
How healthy is their sex life? - very healthy (8-9)Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - VERY. (8)Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - As long as they can move tbh
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - of course
How rough are they in bed? - Taylor loves being rough and Dahlia loves being roughed up ;)))) (10)Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - ALL THE SNUGGLES (10)No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Maybe one if they both really want that, but mostly leaning towards none.
How many children will they adopt? - Maybe two or three, Dahlia loves kids, RIP Taylor
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - TAYLOR
Who is the stricter parent? - Dahlia, Taylor is a lot looser
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Dahlia, Taylor might help them
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Taylor. It’s her favorite time of the day.
Who is the more loved parent? - Unfair question. Both.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Dahlia, she is PTA soccer mom
Who cried the most at graduation? - Taylor.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Dahlia would probably, but it would depend on the crime.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Taylor
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Taylor
Who does the grocery shopping? - They both do! Although Dahlia picks things up on her way back from work
How often do they bake desserts? - Once a month at least, most of the times more and they sell them in Taylor’s shop and decorate them together
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - salad eaters for these two
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Taylor for sure
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Neither. They grow and cook their meals.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Taylor via getting ‘distracted’ by Dahlia
(I’m adding one cause I thought it was cute) Who does the dishes after meals? - They take turns, but make the kids do it if they can
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Dahlia gets to it before Taylor ever does
Who is really against chores? - Neither. They just take longer.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Taylor, mostly
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - TAYLOR
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Dahlia, Taylor is the one who lost the dollar.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Taylor loves her bath time, but sometimes she’s with Dahlia ;))))
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They go together and walk in the park to chat
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Christmas and Halloween are BIG in their house
What are their goals for the relationship? - To put the past behind them and move forwards in their lives and get through their hardships together.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Dahlia. Taylor is a morning person.
Who plays the most pranks? - TAYLOR. Although Dahlia gets her shots in
