When I was a little kid my folks would sometimes bring me to work with them for no real reason, the place manufactured machine parts so not exactly the safest place for a kid my age so my mom’s supervisor was fine with me staying in my moms office so long as I didn’t break anything and such, they also had a rec room that no one used anymore that I could stay in.
In the rec room they had a bunch of old computers that we’re ether broken or not being used, I got bored one day and started messing with them, I actually took apart a good part of the broken ones and managed to patch a computer into a working one by taking working parts from the busted computers owo
Florentine: O-Oh hello, I'm Florentine, do you live alone out here? I imagine your coat would make it hard to hide from predators wouldn't it?
The little fennekin darted circles around Florentine, clicking their tongue all the while, getting a good image in their mind of who and what they were talking to.
After a while, Artemis sat in front of the ponyta. “Of course I don’t live alone out here!” they exclaimed excitedly. “There’s tons of pokemon that live out here! I don’t actually have any predators that live out here. I mean, there’s a battery of rotom that live out here, but they don’t seem to eat a whole lo--”
A thump interrupted their train of thought, Artemis started clicking nervously.
Hooo boy, this is gonna take a bit, you’re really lucky I love ya hon >w>
1. What is you middle name?
My middle name is Patrick named after my dad owo
2. How old are you?
I be 23, gonna be 24 on December the 2nd uwu
3. What is your birthday?
Refer to answer 2 >w>
4. What is your zodiac sign?
Sagittarius owo
5. What is your favorite color?
Blue owo
6. What's your lucky number?
I have no idea owo
7. Do you have any pets?
I have two cats and a dog owo (I want to get a lizard soon owo)
8. Where are you from?
Pennsylvania born and raised owo
9. How tall are you?
Last time I checked I was 5′4, I’m a short mofo
10. What shoe size are you?
12 or 11 I think
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Two if you include boots
12. What was your last dream about?
The last one I remember was about my girlfriend being adorable uwu
13. What talents do you have?
Easy to talk to and I’m pretty good at video games, aside from that I’m not really sure what my other talents are ;w;
14. Are you psychic in any way?
Nope, least not that I know of
15. Favorite song?
At the moment I’d say it’s Miracle of Sound’s London Town
16. Favorite movie?
StarShip Troopers or Army of Darkness owo
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
I’ve always wanted a partner who I can have fun with, anything more then that is icing on the cake, and a certain someone is fitting that bill like a glove~
18. Do you want children?
Me personally? I’m indifferent to the idea of having kid of my own, I’ve had to help my family watch their kids all my life so the magic of having kids kinda wore off on me early on, but if my partner was interested I wouldn’t say no >w>
19. Do you want a church wedding?
I’m indifferent really, I’m not crazy on the big showy weddings and such.
20. Are you religious?
Nope, family is (quite a bit I might add) but I never took to it like they did
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Yep, when I was 11 I had to go to have a spinal tap, hurt like a bitch and I still want to kick that doctor in the nuts because of how much he fucked up, I’ve also been there a few time for... much more depressing moments...
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
Me personally no, the cops around here are shit at their jobs and even then I don’t cause much in the way of trouble aside from a few fights I got in as a kid
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Not that I know of, I’m also terrible with names so I might have and not even noticed it uwu
24. Baths or showers?
Ether or really, I’m a shower guy by default thou
25. What color socks are you wearing?
White... I need more crazy colored socks >w>
26. Have you ever been famous?
I made an attack on titan joke here on tumblr once that went around for a bit but that was about it
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Nope, fame never really interested me
28. What type of music do you like?
I’m fine with anything but country, being forced to listen to it since I was like 3 made me grow a dislike for it, I usually default to rock
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Once when I was camping with my family a while back it was midnight and no one else was up so I figured fuck it =w=
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two usually
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
Starts out just curled up in a ball and then kinda goes all over the place >w>
32. How big is your house?
Half house with 2 floors and an attic and basement
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
Poptart or scrambled eggs, or anything I find in the fridge really >w>
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
I went to a firing range once and fired a pistol, was an ok shot, I’m also pretty good at the carnival games where you gotta hit the targets despite only being able to see out of one eye owo
35. Have you ever tried archery?
Nope I’ve wanted to but never got the chance
36. Favorite clean word?
Oi
37. Favorite swear word?
Fuck
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
Two days without, and like a week only on a few hours spread around it
39. Do you have any scars?
Nope, least none that I know of
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Only one that I know of and I’m now dating that person~<3
41. Are you a good liar?
Pfffft hahaha fuck no
42. Are you a good judge of character?
Eh it’s hit or miss with me so no
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
I can do an Irish accent when I’m really tired
44. Do you have a strong accent?
Na
45. What is your favorite accent?
I don’t really have one owo
46. What is your personality type?
No idea unless shy at first counts owo
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
Ummm... I think my sweater is it, wait no my old suit prolly is despite it not fitting me anymore
48. Can you curl your tongue?
A bit yea
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie
50. Left or right handed?
Right handed, with learned control over my left hand when it comes to some things
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Real spiders yes, yes I am, stuff in video games or anime (Yes that includes spider girls >w>) are perfectly fine for some reason
52. Favorite food?
Pasta owo (and Pizza because who doesn’t love Pizza =w=)
53. Favorite foreign food?
Pasta unless that doesn’t count, then I dunno uwu
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
Mix of both really, when I’m down I don’t care so messy, when I’m happy I usually clean up a lot
55. Most used phrased?
Sup mate or Oi asshole
56. Most used word?
Mate or Dude
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
Depends, usually like 10 minutes for casual stuff
58. Do you have much of an ego?
Only when it comes to playing video games, I get crazy cocky if I’m doing well in smite or lol >w>
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Suck
60. Do you talk to yourself?
Yerp =w=
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Second verse same as the first here folks
62. Are you a good singer?
Dunno, I never really listened to myself sing
63. Biggest Fear?
Open ocean =w=
64. Are you a gossip?
Eh 50/50
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
No idea off the top of my head owo
66. Do you like long or short hair?
I’m fine with ether or really owo
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
Yep
68. Favorite school subject?
Art and Gym
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
Nope, see greatest fear =w=
71. What makes you nervous?
Silence and High places
72. Are you scared of the dark?
Used to be, got over it fairly quickly as a kid
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
Sometimes, it depends on what happened really
74. Are you ticklish?
Very >w>
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
Not that I know of, but you know how people can get with the littlest of info uwu
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
Other then in group projects in school, nope I really don’t know if I’d be any good really
77. Have you ever drank underage?
Nope, never been big on the drink
78. Have you ever done drugs?
Nope, I’m clean mang
79. Who was your first real crush?
Friend of mine from high school, went crazy unnoticed I think we’re still friends thou and I move passed that years ago.
80. How many piercings do you have?
None, dunno if I’ll ever get one or not thou
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
Nope, it ends up with me sounding like an idiot =w=
82. How fast can you type?
Fairly fast if I know what I’m typing and it’s a keyboard I’m used to
83. How fast can you run?
Dunno, pretty fast when I want to, gotta work on my stamina thou
84. What color is your hair?
Black with a bit of brown in it, I’ve also got a weird multicolored beard =w=
85. What color is your eyes?
Brown baby owo
86. What are you allergic to?
Nothing big really, I have some light allergies to pollen and such that give me a stuffy nose and a runny eye
87. Do you keep a journal?
Nope, prolly should thou >w>
88. What do your parents do?
My mom worked in shipping and my dad worked in manufacturing in the same building a few years back, at the moment mom is retired and dad... passed while I was still in high school
89. Do you like your age?
Meh I can’t complain uwu
90. What makes you angry?
If you fuck with my friends, my family, or anyone I care about, it’s the only time you’ll ever see me really angry, I get mad other times but those times are fairly tame compared to if you dis anyone I care about
91. Do you like your own name?
My full name is William, but I usually go by Will, and yea I like my name, defiantly better then being the 7th Bill in the family -w-
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
Nope owo
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
I don’t really care so long as they are cool with playing video games with me =w=
94. What are you strengths?
I’ve got a good head on my shoulders, common sense, I’m a good listener, I’m good at games, good with electronics, and a long fuse on my temper (save for a few moments) that would make a saint jealous =w=
95. What are your weaknesses?
Easily depressed, shy like crazy, dunno how to approach people I don’t know, easily lost, and terrified of failing or letting someone down
96. How did you get your name?
I think my dad was tired of how many Bills there were in the family so he chose William, if you’re talking about my screen name I just liked the way it sounded, not because of Saber from Fate Stay Night =w=
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
No clue and I don’t really care owo
98. Do you have any scars?
Already answered this one, dunno why it’s there twice.
99. Color of your bedspread?
Blue usually, don’t have one right now because my cat puked on it and I gotta wash it =w=
100. Color of your room?
White and Green, I never re painted it after my brother moved out =w=
