#askawickedwitch

[ask-belle-betterthanmagic]

AU: Belle, have you started McGonagall's essay for N.E.W.T. Transfiguration? No matter how hard I try, I CAN'T turn this Cauldron Cake into an ACTUAL Cauldron! It's just too big to manage! How on earth can I write about the effects of a spell that I can't even cast?

I actually figured it out…you need to flip two of the runes to make it work. It’s not in the Transfiguration textbook quite right–I–I found it in a footnote in my Ancient Runes text from last year. I only have a rough draft of the essay, but…I can show you how to flip the runes properly. Did you get the rest of the spell correct?

[askqueenregina]

Regina...I'm so sorry. This shouldn't have happened. I should have listened to you, I...

It’s not your fault… Hades did this, not you.

[asktheprincessofdawn]

AU: Beg your pardon, Aurora is it--? OH RIGHT you were one of the people I turned-- ah, well, nevermind that. I have to admit it gets rather lonely when I don't have my Hunter, and you have an adorable little one yourself, would you be up for a quick coffee break?

… Zelena.

Coffee is a little strong for me and quite bitter, but a quick break would be nice…

Let me just leave Phillip with his father.

[askqueenregina]

AU: I saw the most peculiar image of you today, sis. You should have told me you had problems with wrinkles and boils, I might have let you borrow some of my cosmetics. And that grey, thinning hair...you poor dear...

Funny. I just saw an old hag with a pointy chin, an awfully big, crooked nose and green skin. Sounds familiar?

Oh wait… I think that was actually you, sis.

[askthewoundedheart]

AU: Mr. Gold? It's Zelena Green, we spoke on the phone earlier. I was wondering if you could...help me with something. And even if you refuse, I need your word that you won't speak of word of this to Regina.

Well Miss Green if your coming to me for help you must be desperate. But what ever it is you have my word Regina won’t herd a word of it, if we can strike a proper deal

[askthewoundedheart]

AU: Hello Mr. Gold this is Mayor Mills' office, I'm calling to confirm your meeting with...wait-- Oh bother, am I looking at the right timesheet? Was that this month? I'm sorry, I'm looking at the next three years of agendas here...

Forgive me for saying Miss Green, but I have not a clue what you are talking about. You must have your dates confused dearie.

[ask-thedaringknave-blog]

I ain’t seen them || H&V AU - Will & Zelena

The wedding was in due to start seven hours and Will would be lying if he said he wasn’t certain about this. Robin was happy, or as happy as he could be but there was something about it that didn’t sit right with the thief. Maybe it was Zelena’s tendency to get carried away and think only of herself, becoming oblivious to how Robin was not entirely going along with it. Even Will could see it. But, despite that, he didn’t hate the lady but he didn’t like her all that much either.

So when the rings were passed onto him by Robin earlier that day, he had considered just tossing them into the nearest ditch or stream but he had decided against it. They were happy, for the most part, and he wasn’t going to take it away. The thief was attempting - and failing - to do up the scarf when Zelena rushed in, catching glimpse of the red haired woman in the mirror. “Can I do somethin’ for ya?” He asked, turning around to face her. Screw the scarf, he could sort it out later. Maybe ask Robin for a helping hand.