#askbaker

[formernine2five]

ah.. haven’t used this app since I was an emo teen. not sure how to introduce myself but this is a uh, shared account with two other people- well, at least one of them is a person.

I’ll sign off with -O.W I suppose.

my friend will sign off with -B.

and uhh, the other one will sign off with -N.B.

hopefully we don’t come across any of those visitor guys… no offense to the visitor living in our house at the moment!! sorry nosebleed. please keep protecting us. -O.W

(O.O.C)

HIIII IM BP THIS IS A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT FOR MY NO IM NOT A HUMAN OC’S!!!! HOPEFULLY THIS WONT FLOP BUT HAVE FUN EVERYONE 🥹 p.s!! nosebleed lady is my self insert oc thing that I ship w the intruder so just be warned I might make a few offhand comments abt that

ruleessss

uhh don’t be weird

don’t be rude either don’t make any hateful comments or I’ll find you

that’s about it lolsies have fun

tags

for questions with or towards specifically office worker : #askoffice

for questions with or towards the baker : #askbaker

for questions with or towards nosebleed lady : #asknosebleed

for questions with or towards all three : #askall

for ooc posts w ur one and only : #bpposting

for lore!!! : #loreposting

in order to keep up w the NINAH nickname thing (wireface, widowed woman, cashier girl) but also make sense lore wise (considering baker and office worker have been friends b4 the cataclysm) baker will sometimes be referred to using something like </////>. office worker will be referred to like (/////), and nosebleed girl will sometimes be called [/////]. nosebleed just refers to them by their nicknames tho lol she dgaf

follow these randos 😑😑😑(sorry for the @!!!)

@the-pale-on3

@knockinonprotagsdoor

@paleintrudernomnom

@w1r3f4c3

@iwishiwasntcoatguy

@thecoldcoatguy

@coatscoatscoatz

@propheticegghead

@theflowers-wilted

@a-homeowner-and-a-hermit

@why-is-taxidermy-my-job

@eternallyimmortal

@strummed-guitars

@thereporterishere

@ihavebadluckhelpme

@walla-the-guy

@the-little-girl

@alkonostandsirin

@reportersofficialaccount

@midnightreporter

@amogusguy

@deathwillcomfortusall

@madman-vigilante

@paranoidextremist

@askthevigilante (holy shiat there r a lawt of vigilantes!! they’re gonna make the visitor population go extinct)

@b4r-guy

@ball-arena

@the-little-girl

@marymotherofdoom

@the-fema-agency-is-here

@th3-fl0ck

@sedxtress

@0raincoatchild0

@why-do-i-still-see-it

@therapist-spiralingup

@visitedwanderer

@man-in-hazmat

@theapoc-club

@sniffsnifflick

@s0ld13rrrb0y

@the-visitor-lover

character refs

The Nosebleed Lady

• Pupils dilate when excited or angry

•Nose always bleeding. Obviously

•Similar type of visitor as the pale man. She’s a supervisitor or something

• Sensory issues, Hypersensitivity*

*her sensitivity to strong scents causes her to be less hostile, she only attacks when provoked or if she just doesn’t like you lol.

*Extremely strong sense of smell, especially sensitive to strong smells

•5’4

•only wears a shirt and underwear😓

•Always covered in scratches and cuts

•acts a lot like a dog w/ rabies

•very warm

•stole this skin (more like she was gifted it lol)

The Office Worker

•Like. The only smart one in the trio

•CRAZY eyebags

• + acne

•childhood friends with the baker

•a little paranoid. Has anxiety and always stressed for some reason

•kind of happy about the cataclysm? She was sick of the routine in her old life and while not ideal, it’s still a change

•drinks coffee like everyday. Used to pulling all nighters and not sleeping due to her work

•5’5

•absolute HUGE weeb,loves anime and her room is covered in pink cutesy anime stuff

•the baker and the nosebleed woman are living in her house during the end of the world

•as her name hints, she used to work at an office. She was a workaholic and was insanely burnt out

•chronic sweater she’s sweaty even when it’s cold

The Baker

•optimistic about their situation but her positivity is starting to fade

•despite her height and stature compared to the others, she’s actually the youngest

•she likes polkadots!!!

•5’6

•the only one out of the three who was happier as an adult

•mixed, Russian and Salvadoran

•keeps her apron because it’s the only semblance of her old life left. Has a constant need for validation and a need to be useful so despite The Horrors she bakes for nosebleed and office

• …. Bakes but never washes dishes

[formernine2five]

It feels like it’s getting hotter and hotter each day… yeesh!!!!

-B

[formernine2five]

Ah.. I’m a little worried. I dislike FEMA and to me it seems like the news is spouting a lotta conspiracy theories n nonsense, and im really not sure what visitors even are entirely or- or how they exist or why- but is it true that being around a visitor for too long can turn you into one? Has anyone found out if this is true or not?

it’s only been.. huh.. how long HAS it been?…

- B

[formernine2five]

Any interesting people you've met? Like that death cult leader, bald guy, vigilante, the pale one...

death cult leader? yikes!!! sounds scary, but luckily we’ve never met them. as for the pale man… eugh.

Bald guy…. Oh! That prophet fella! We’ve met him!!! He seemed nice, but he didn’t wanna come in. I hope he’s alright. Actually, he mentioned something about “misfortune in our path”, it worried me but then he told us that it would lead to something greater or… something?. I ah, can’t remember the exact phrasing hehe..

vigilante…..

why does that name give me a bad feeling?

-B

[formernine2five]

Have you ever met or seen the homeowner? The hermit?

huhhmmm…. the hermit… can’t say I’ve ever met the guy. but! my baker friend has, I believe.

I think on the night before the cataclysm, she went to his house to ask for directions to my house. She’s been here ever since, so we don’t really know much about him, but I heard he started taking people in, right? at least he has some company.

the nosebleeding creature we’re keeping around says she doesn’t like him, by proxy of that creepy pale guy having trouble with him or whatever. I’m not sure and frankly I don’t really care about their visitor-hermit drama.

-O.W

[formernine2five]

hiii everyone!!!!!!! It’s really hot right now aha… but it’s our second post and I just wanted to say hi to all you guys!!!! can you believe we’re all connected by a little screen, even through all this turmoil?? I’m sure it’ll all pass soon though hehe 😅

oh and [//////] arrived at the door just in time for (////////) to finish setting up the account!! let’s hope she didn’t bring a dismembered arm again…. cleanup was a hassle. bye bye!!!

-b

[asktheminecraftbaker]

Tough Neighboorhood

[ Baker: I didn't want to intrude but I still wanted to say hi. I probably just looked like some crazy stalker eavesdropper. ]

[asktheminecraftbaker]

New Goods for Sale

[ Baker: The new trees have been treating me very well. Wish I could find that anon that sent the package, maybe get my hands on some more new goodies.

Not gonna lie, I made a ton of those fruit pops during the summer. ]