#askoffice

[formernine2five]

ah.. haven’t used this app since I was an emo teen. not sure how to introduce myself but this is a uh, shared account with two other people- well, at least one of them is a person.

I’ll sign off with -O.W I suppose.

my friend will sign off with -B.

and uhh, the other one will sign off with -N.B.

hopefully we don’t come across any of those visitor guys… no offense to the visitor living in our house at the moment!! sorry nosebleed. please keep protecting us. -O.W

(O.O.C)

HIIII IM BP THIS IS A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT FOR MY NO IM NOT A HUMAN OC’S!!!! HOPEFULLY THIS WONT FLOP BUT HAVE FUN EVERYONE 🥹 p.s!! nosebleed lady is my self insert oc thing that I ship w the intruder so just be warned I might make a few offhand comments abt that

ruleessss

uhh don’t be weird

don’t be rude either don’t make any hateful comments or I’ll find you

that’s about it lolsies have fun

tags

for questions with or towards specifically office worker : #askoffice

for questions with or towards the baker : #askbaker

for questions with or towards nosebleed lady : #asknosebleed

for questions with or towards all three : #askall

for ooc posts w ur one and only : #bpposting

for lore!!! : #loreposting

in order to keep up w the NINAH nickname thing (wireface, widowed woman, cashier girl) but also make sense lore wise (considering baker and office worker have been friends b4 the cataclysm) baker will sometimes be referred to using something like </////>. office worker will be referred to like (/////), and nosebleed girl will sometimes be called [/////]. nosebleed just refers to them by their nicknames tho lol she dgaf

follow these randos 😑😑😑(sorry for the @!!!)

@the-pale-on3

@knockinonprotagsdoor

@paleintrudernomnom

@w1r3f4c3

@iwishiwasntcoatguy

@thecoldcoatguy

@coatscoatscoatz

@propheticegghead

@theflowers-wilted

@a-homeowner-and-a-hermit

@why-is-taxidermy-my-job

@eternallyimmortal

@strummed-guitars

@thereporterishere

@ihavebadluckhelpme

@walla-the-guy

@the-little-girl

@alkonostandsirin

@reportersofficialaccount

@midnightreporter

@amogusguy

@deathwillcomfortusall

@madman-vigilante

@paranoidextremist

@askthevigilante (holy shiat there r a lawt of vigilantes!! they’re gonna make the visitor population go extinct)

@b4r-guy

@ball-arena

@the-little-girl

@marymotherofdoom

@the-fema-agency-is-here

@th3-fl0ck

@sedxtress

@0raincoatchild0

@why-do-i-still-see-it

@therapist-spiralingup

@visitedwanderer

@man-in-hazmat

@theapoc-club

@sniffsnifflick

@s0ld13rrrb0y

@the-visitor-lover

character refs

The Nosebleed Lady

• Pupils dilate when excited or angry

•Nose always bleeding. Obviously

•Similar type of visitor as the pale man. She’s a supervisitor or something

• Sensory issues, Hypersensitivity*

*her sensitivity to strong scents causes her to be less hostile, she only attacks when provoked or if she just doesn’t like you lol.

*Extremely strong sense of smell, especially sensitive to strong smells

•5’4

•only wears a shirt and underwear😓

•Always covered in scratches and cuts

•acts a lot like a dog w/ rabies

•very warm

•stole this skin (more like she was gifted it lol)

The Office Worker

•Like. The only smart one in the trio

•CRAZY eyebags

• + acne

•childhood friends with the baker

•a little paranoid. Has anxiety and always stressed for some reason

•kind of happy about the cataclysm? She was sick of the routine in her old life and while not ideal, it’s still a change

•drinks coffee like everyday. Used to pulling all nighters and not sleeping due to her work

•5’5

•absolute HUGE weeb,loves anime and her room is covered in pink cutesy anime stuff

•the baker and the nosebleed woman are living in her house during the end of the world

•as her name hints, she used to work at an office. She was a workaholic and was insanely burnt out

•chronic sweater she’s sweaty even when it’s cold

The Baker

•optimistic about their situation but her positivity is starting to fade

•despite her height and stature compared to the others, she’s actually the youngest

•she likes polkadots!!!

•5’6

•the only one out of the three who was happier as an adult

•mixed, Russian and Salvadoran

•keeps her apron because it’s the only semblance of her old life left. Has a constant need for validation and a need to be useful so despite The Horrors she bakes for nosebleed and office

• …. Bakes but never washes dishes

[formernine2five]

I’m currently typing this on the computer because my phone has been stolen. has anyone seen a pantsless lady covered in dirt and blood with a bleeding nose walking around? please let me know if you have. she’s covered in grime and we’re trying to make her take a bath.

she’s harmless unless she doesn’t like you or sees you as a threat so it should be fairly easy to retrieve her … but she does bite. and claw. and kick. and punch- ANYWAYS, point is PLEASE find her for us she ran off and I don’t know if she’s in the house still or left the house entirely. thanks.

-O.W

[formernine2five]

the visitor in our house keeps bringing us shiny rocks and sticks and just, random things she finds while out doing whatever it is she does outside. I mention this because she just brought me a.. let’s see. a bundle of sticks with leaves on them and a dead bird. fun. Is this a visitor thing? Is she?? Sick??? Our baker says it might just be like a way of “showing affection”, something about cats and penguins and pebbles of some sort. I think it’s another way of bringing dirt into the house but I guess if we need to make a fire it’ll come in handy.

-O.W

[formernine2five]

this cheesecake baker gal made is SO good you guys WISH you were me.

-O.W

[formernine2five]

Have you ever met or seen the homeowner? The hermit?

huhhmmm…. the hermit… can’t say I’ve ever met the guy. but! my baker friend has, I believe.

I think on the night before the cataclysm, she went to his house to ask for directions to my house. She’s been here ever since, so we don’t really know much about him, but I heard he started taking people in, right? at least he has some company.

the nosebleeding creature we’re keeping around says she doesn’t like him, by proxy of that creepy pale guy having trouble with him or whatever. I’m not sure and frankly I don’t really care about their visitor-hermit drama.

-O.W

[formernine2five]

WHERE YALLS DRAWLS @!!!!!

me and the baker have pants and “drawls”, as for her..

we tried to make her put on pants MULTIPLE times, trust me. I still have a bite mark on my hand. she says, “pants are too tight and make me feel suffocated and gross and horrible they’re evil evil evil”

we’re lucky she even wears anything else at all…..

-O.W

[formernine2five]

Hello!!!! How are you guys? Hopefully good (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

-🪲 ( @why-is-taxidermy-my-job )

oh an ask, didn’t expect that. uh, hi! we’re doing well, as well as you could imagine, considering recent events. <////> (baker) is trying to stay as positive as she can about this, [//////] is obviously overjoyed about being able to come out of the ground, and im holding up fine enough. I hope you are too, hope is really all we have nowadays.

-O.W.