#askbartanything!

[askbartanything]

Can I duct tape you to the wall. I have fancy duct tape, I want to duct tape something.

Eh sure why not? I’ve got nothing else better to do *He shrugs*

[askmuddanything]

Muddd.. Y’know how Kyborg said he got asked about how he wants to die? Well I kind of got asked that and I accidentally answered because I panicked.

((From @askbartanything ))

*Mud sighs and pinches his nose* Why would you- nevermind that, it's not even the worst thing that's happened today. Just- stay aware of other people I guess?

[askbartanything]

Can I eat your hair and then shave your beard to wear as a wig

Stay away from my hair! *Bart wraps his arms around his head and face.*

[askbartanything]

Hey Bart, what's happening? (from @askmuddanything )

Huh? Who are you? Why are you so tall? *Bart asks, confused as he looks up at Mudd.*

((Magic anon ask 3/10))

((If you didn’t catch it, Bart is his 12 y/o self for 10 asks.)

[askbartanything]

I see! Well, fruit tarts are wonderful! Say, if you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? :)

I am a fruit 🏳️‍🌈

Eh but probably like… I don’t know dragon fruit?

[askbartanything]

You have been attacked by this random person so I give you a gum gum checkpoint

🧡

[askbartanything]

How has being with your dads been?

It’s been great! I never even knew I had them!

It’s like a net gain of +4! Because I used to think they were dead, so I was at -2 parents. Then I found my dads, so then I had 2 parents and since the parent counter is at 2, it’s really +4 gain!!

[askbartanything]

I made this portrait of you Bart :33 Does it look good?? : D

I’ve never looked better!