Bartholomew Finn here! You can just call me Bart, though! Feel free to ask me anything!
((Edit: Purple Text is the blog runner, and any purple text is ooc <3))
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@askbartanything
Bartholomew Finn here! You can just call me Bart, though! Feel free to ask me anything!
((Edit: Purple Text is the blog runner, and any purple text is ooc <3))
(OOC)
Oh yeah I got you back too. That’s cool lol
my dude, your mom is a god and your father tried to kill her
*blinks* What does this mean?
AH— *covers gum gum’s ears* That’s a weird joke that I don’t think Gum Gum really needs to hear, anon.
gum-gum… it’s me… your dad…
DAD?? BART ITS MY DAD! @askbartanything
Gum Gum I’d uh… take that with some caution but if it’s really him, congrats buddy! 👍
(A FACT ABOUT CANNIBALISM BY THE WAY): Mothers would actually eat their own placentas, btw
Also, I have heard of Hugh Manner! Great guy. Terrible dad. Wait, hey! I’m supposed to be asking the questions!
Anyway, why does it matter if self-cannibalism is unhealthy? Drinking too much is unhealthy, yet Dr Ahem does it and I don’t remember any of you judging too much
Hugh is not a good— whatever.
You know what? I’m not gonna yuck your yum. You do you I guess—
What does being an infinight have to do with anything?! Ah well, i’ll just ask another question.
How do you feel about self-cannibalism?
I knew a cannibal once. Not a pleasant experience. Self Cannibal though? I uh.. don’t think that’s healthy.
Hey— random question but do you happen to know a guy named Hugh Männer? Maybe?
IT’S A VERY INNOCENT QUESTION, BART. WHY WON’T YOU CHOOSE TO ANSWER?? >:(
I have the right to remain silent. I think? Idk. Also I’m an infinight and you’re not so—
You have been attacked by this random person so I give you a gum gum checkpoint
🧡
Ah, great! Honestly, I *love* fish. Where are your dads, btw? Just relaxing in Tetorah?
I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I ple—
I’ll make sure to set Euph and Bezzler up for a nice little date before you do that. Unless you know any other lawyers of course. Eh whatever, what am I talking about?
Perhaps dragon meat would taste like fish or chicken… do you like fish or chicken? :D
I mean… I ate fish for a while on the Jebbodiah so I guess fish is okay tasting.
((Fun fact! I, the blog runner, despise fish because of a texture thing))
How has being with your dads been?
It’s been great! I never even knew I had them!
It’s like a net gain of +4! Because I used to think they were dead, so I was at -2 parents. Then I found my dads, so then I had 2 parents and since the parent counter is at 2, it’s really +4 gain!!
@askingkyborg loser
Dragonfruit … i guess that makes sense but hmmm….
Great! That’ll do just fine. Oh btw, what do you think dragonborns taste like? I know humans taste like pork, but how about dragons? :)
Uh.. UH— I want to invoke the fifth and get a lawyer
How do you feel about the period of your life that most people will remember you for being complete?
Wait what?
<< Psst. Hey, blog runner here! This blog takes place during arc 7! It’s not quite over yet for him :) >>
How has being with your dads been?
It’s been great! I never even knew I had them!
It’s like a net gain of +4! Because I used to think they were dead, so I was at -2 parents. Then I found my dads, so then I had 2 parents and since the parent counter is at 2, it’s really +4 gain!!
I see! Well, fruit tarts are wonderful! Say, if you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? :)
I am a fruit 🏳️🌈
Eh but probably like… I don’t know dragon fruit?
I see what you did there
Cuz
Cuz he's half dragon borne
((You get it *finger guns*))
I see! Well, fruit tarts are wonderful! Say, if you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? :)
I am a fruit 🏳️🌈
Eh but probably like… I don’t know dragon fruit?
How do you become a bard? Is there a certification course you have to complete?
I don’t know man I just kinda played a lute and it did some stuff. *shrug* I mean I went to college but that’s not really a necessary thing.
It’s just a vibe I guess. You start telling stories and one day you can make clouds of daggers.