#askbumbo

[gothgirlbethany]

“I will NOT let someone else listen to Į̱͕͖̳͇̲̘̤̥̲͍̙̝͇̜ͮͨ͗̄̂̌̓̓ͦ̽́́̚͞͠T̶̡͙̪̺͚͙̺͚͓̣͔̲̱͇̠͉͇̆͑ͧ͗͋͗̒̒ͪ̍̀ͤͪ̍ͬ̔̈́̽̍͡S̾ͣ̊ͮ͛̃ͭ͐̒̈̊̔͂̅ͥͭͭͮ̕͏̘̜̠̻͓̣̝͓̱̜̞ words! You will NOT bring a photo to the strange door after teleporting out of Mom’s fight, and NOT pick up that note, and ABSOLUTELY NOT make your way back Home and sleep in the bed!!!”

“And don’t EVER OPEN T͔̮̑Hͪ͛ͯͧ̔̉̂͘È̵̺̫͔͖ͦͦ͒ͯ ̙͈̘̲̲̻ͨ͗ͩͦ̎̋̚C̜ͮ͊̓L̦ͧ͆̍ͣO̦͈̘̓̐̃͐̿S̰̻̱̃̊͜ͅÊ̢͓͚̆͊̅ͦ̐T͐̃͒̔̅͡ . CAPICHE?!”

@askbumbo

[greedycatdemon]

hey grust whats your opinion on everyone youve met in the basement

"Oh boy... This is gonna be a while, so strap in.

Bethany. Radical, cute, and a pretty chill person to hang out with. Her and the others are pretty neat too. Except Cain. Fucker keeps trying to steal my primary means of attack and defense in this hellhole. 8/10 overall.

Who was that Unibrow fella's name again? Bumbo? Either way. guy seems pretty friendly, helped me out when ya damn greys kept changing me. His insistence on wanting my coin is annoying, but any spare money that I'm either not saving up for an item for, or to repair my shield, i can give to him. Fellah's fucking strong too... 8/10.

Lazarus. I swear he has two personalities, so I'll talk about each of them first before the whole Laz. The "Sweet" Laz is a real lovely kid to hang out with. Pets are good from him, and really bubbly. "Iso" Laz on the other hand. Haven't seen them often. Isolated, aggressive sometimes, but i feel like i could try to get to know him more, when he shows up. Together, A very interesting person, or People, rather. 7/10. The Horsemen. Oh boy, the Horsemen. Ain't as Hostile as I thought, but still scary to kinda think about. I've only interacted with War and Famine briefly, but not the others. War's Crazy, but also sad. Never knew that the incarnation of war itself has such a sad backstory. Almost wanna hug the guy, if they're comfortable about it. 5/10 Famine. Chill, Touch is a bit cold, but dude's friendly. 7/10 YOU guys. I don't know what the fuck you are on about or whatever your intentions are. All I Know is that it's bad. Real Bad. 3/10."

(Blogs mentioned are : @gothgirlbethany, @askbumbo, @ask-the-small-enigma, and @the-horsemen-ride)

[taintedcain]

Bumbo want coin! (-@askbumbo)

THE HOARDER - It’s shiny n brand new too! You better cherish it, bud!!! 

[ @askbumbo ]

extra doodle from when i first got this ask bc this was my first reaction

[greedycatdemon]

Bumbo want to trade item for that coin! (@askbumbo)

"Buddy, this "coin" is invaluable. No item is enough to replace it."

[greedycatdemon]

The Thief, seeing Grust as a prime target, sneaks up behind him while he is talking to the anons. The Thief grabs a heart container and a few coins before running off. (-@askbumbo)

?! "What the fuck?" He is more confused than anything.

(4/6 health, 4 coins stolen)

[job-the-prosperous]

Bumbo want that trinket! (-@askbumbo)

I've given away enough of my stuff for one run. All of the no coins I have is screwing me out of anything. Plus, is this thing really going to help you? Unless you really want the bible for some reason doubt it'll do any good.

@askbumbo

[greedycatdemon]

Bumbo smash those grey boys and save friend! (-@askbumbo)

(Anon Death count at 4!)

He would run from the scene, but not before looking back at bumbo. A little nod is seen, as a thank you.

[greedycatdemon]

Bumbo give friend coin to make all better!!! Day is saved! (-@askbumbo)

Except not really. He snatches the coin, and runs. slower from bumbo though since he's used to him.

Deep down though, he's thankful.