#askbwarbler

[fondueforme]

@askbwarbler replied to your post “How do you feel about people who are allergic to...”:

I like to believe that I am.

​I always knew there was something wrong with you Blaine Warbler and now I know. Are you like deathly allergic or?

[kurthq]

text 📲 klaine

KURT: Hypothetically, if you were to release your own country album a la Beyoncé, what would the name of the album and titular song be called? KURT: This is Kurt Hummel, by the way.

[asksam]

TEXT 📲 #BLAM

SAM: DUDE, I AM SO SORRY !!!! 😭😭😭 kurt said he got you home safe, but still ! FORGIVE ME 🥺🙏 SAM: i totally did not mean to leave you hanging at puck's party.🧍🏻‍♂️💔🧍🏼‍♂️ SAM: i had to get brett outta there tho before he started a full on mosh pit and destroyed the living room.😮‍💨😵‍💫😰 SAM: and kitty cause im pretty sure they were going to crowd surf her which def woulda fucked up her ankle more.🤕

[asksam]

Describe your best friend!

@askbwarbler Well, Blaine is my best friend and he's hands down the best guy I know. He's insanely talented in like, everything he does. Singing? Check. Dancing? Double check. Putting up with all my impressions and jokes? Triple check.

He's super smart and polite, my mom absolutely loves him. Honestly, my whole family does. He helped us a lot my senior year of high school even after he transferred to Dalton. He really is just a good guy all around and someone I know I can trust to have my back no matter what. He's also easy on the eyes and single, dudes. Even though he might kill me for this, you can totally slide into his DMs now on TikTok.

[fondueforme]

"Well if it isn't Blaine Warbler..." Brittany said as they strolled up to him, following behind them was a blonde Cheerio with a neck brace on, which would be concerning if it wasn't for the even more concerning fact that she held a phone camera up that was currently recording. "I see you've been decked out in red and white."

Brittany paused then to give the other Cheerio a look and a whispered, "Celeste, make sure to get this outfit on camera." Despite her name not being Celeste, Jordan followed instructions by panning the Dalton Academy student's entire outfit, including a zoom in on his bow tie. "Did Sam buy out the whole store? Did he get you a mini titan too? How does it feel to be in McKinley colors? Thinking of playing for both teams now?' They wiggled their eyebrows as they gave him a small break so Blaine could answer, signaling with nod as they held up a tiny mic in his face.

"I hope you don't mind, we're recording for my show Fondue for Two. I don't have any fondue on me, but don't worry 'cause if you go inside the school, there's a janitor's closet on the first floor near the boys bathroom where my sister is hosting a cool down room if you're feeling overstimulated that has the fondue." They then handed over a map of the school, seemingly drawn in crayon with a yellow star marked out over the words "Janitor's Closet". There was an 'x' also marked almost perfectly to where they were standing. "Now, I know this is your second show today, so I hope you won't let this get to your well gelled head."

[asksam]

TAGGING ➤ @askbwarbler & @asksam

TIME FRAME ➤ Before Homecoming.

LOCATION ➤ Sam's house just off campus.

GENERAL NOTES ➤ Sam and Blaine hangout on Live and get ready for Homecoming.

Sam looked around the room once with a nod, having cleaned extensively beforehand and made sure anything he had out wasn’t going to get him in trouble with the powers that be at TikTok. He then waved Blaine in, but made sure the Warbler was out of frame from his phone’s camera lens even if it wasn’t on just yet. “Do you want to use the bathroom and do your hair in there first before you come out?” He knew the other didn’t want the sight of his ungelled hair released to the masses. If they reacted how Sam did when he’d first seen him without hair gel, he might be doing damage control for most of the Live.

Once Blaine was tucked away in the en suite, the blond took a deep breath then started the livestream with a few quick taps on his phone. “Hey everyone, Sam here! Me and Blaine are over at my house getting ready for Homecoming.” He did a small wave of his hand in hello before pointing off camera. “Blaine has to do his hair before coming out here ‘cause if you saw him before that…” The blond shook his head with a fond smile, hand rubbing the back of his neck. “You definitely wouldn’t recognize him, I didn’t,” he laughs, launching into the story of how he’d tried to blow off Blaine, not realizing it was Blaine. 

“Anyways, while we’re gathered here to get ready for the most part, the other thing on the agenda is getting him to make an account.” Sam goes on as he starts to style his hair in the mirror by his desk, occasionally glancing at his phone to read comments and reply out loud before going back to the task at hand. “He’s still not too sure about it, but how many of you guys want to see more of this guy?” His hair finished, Sam grabs his phone and rolls his chair as Blaine walks out of the bathroom, his hair now styled with an impressive amount of gel.

[askpuckasaurus-blog]

SKYPE CALL → PLAINE.

Puck: The struggle of trying to figure out what Puck wanted to do with his life had been weighing on his shoulders for the past couple of months. He knew that he couldn't sit around on his couch all day while Quinn and all of his friends were off making something of themselves - it just didn't work that way, Yeah, Puck enjoys not doing anything since every guy likes being lazy, but there's only so much of it that he could take. It was just time for him to start doing something, but he just didn't know what.The last thing he wanted to do was ask for help, especially when it was from Quinn since she was already busy enough with her own schooling, and he definitely didn't want to bug her about it even though he really had no clue what he was doing. So, when Blaine offered to help him out, Puck didn't even think twice about accepting his offer. The dude was smart, and probably knew just as much about college as Quinn did, so there was no way he was going to turn it down. Pulling out his laptop, the first thing Puck did was open his skype to see if Blaine was online, and we saw that he was, he hit the call button. As the call rang, Puck adjusted his seating and leaned back into his sofa while he waited for Blaine to answer it, hoping that the other boy wasn't busy, since he had his own college work to worry about and Puck's problems was probably last on his list of priorities.