#askcarlosofnightvale

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My calculator is yelling at me

Carlos: Well-

Dana: Well when I was a kid I used to have a chuckling flute but instead of chuckling it screamed and called for help. I sent it into a strange repair shop by the Night Vale radio station and then my flute stopped making any noises all together! I recommend that store. 

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Has there been a pest infestation in Nightvale? What about the radio station?

Cecil: They’ve been taken care of. 

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butts

Dana: Booties! 

Carlos: Yes. 

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Dana: I hold meetings, then I just kind of exist and they just kind of do what I say. 

Carlos: I do science, then more science, then I go outside, then Cecil-

Dana: They Bow-chika-wow-wow~

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Two Special Guests

Today, Night Vale, is a very good day to ask questions because today we will have our newly appointed mayor, Dana (as played by ifallelsefailsdance ) and my boyfriend Cecil (as played by tavroast ) though he may be a little late. 

We will be answering all questions currently in the inbox as well as any you may have! If you have a question for a certain entity, please start the question with the person's name. 

Thank you night vale! 

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Well then, the question slot appears to be empty. Remember scientific community, I am here for you! I am always here. Forever. No seriously, I don't think I'm actually allowed to leave. Anyhow, please be sure to swing by and put some questions in the inbox if you're curious about anything! -Carlos

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That-that's right! You're perfectly c-correct! 

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Just another set of suspicious helicopters that are on my research list. Don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of it.