#askceokaiba

[askceokaiba]

Ladies and gentlemen,

this blog is now active again. It will probably or most definitely feature the legendary @askduelistyugi although she hasn’t responded to my message yet but I’ll just assume that she’s totally on board. We will write the story together, provided Yugi writes what I want her to write.

The new ‘arc’ will have a completely different setting and plot and will be in no way related to the previous ones, unless I intentionally or unintentionally repeat myself because there’s only so many ideas one can have regarding this piece of shit anime.

Reasons why you should read:

- fun memes and references to funny things!

- excellent writing!

- follower engagement! unless you send an ask about something that I don’t care about

- new running gags!

- children’s card games!

Reasons and excuses as to why I had abandoned this blog before: 

- SOB Vietnamese post lost my drawing tablet which I intended to use extensively for this arc 

- they’ve lost my books as well

- Aeroflot lost my luggage, they sent it with the next flight but my bags were treated as carry on baggage where perfumes are not allowed, therefore they took out my perfumes and I never got them back. Fuck Aeroflot, don’t fly Aeroflot kids

On an important note, you should follow @dominodaily if you aren’t already because Kaiba will post the good stuff, but Domino Daily will post the good stuff, if you know what I mean. 

[cakenwxnderlust]

She's just 9000% done rn

[dominodaily]

Tumblr users angry with Seto Kaiba

The young billionaire started a personal blog in late 2016 in an effort to reach out to fans. However, it seems like he’s getting the opposite effect: his unrelatability and standoffishness turned some of his supporters against him. His followers’ main complaint? Mr. Kaiba refuses to answer their asks. 

“I’ve worked hours, HOURS writing that death threat, and he didn’t even care enough to threaten me back! What do I have to do to gauge a reaction from him?!” cried a longtime fan. 

“Ungrateful brat! I’ve sent him my best puns, but he didn’t appreciate my work. I even tried rickrolling him, no response! Who doesn’t love puns and rickrolling? What is wrong with him?!” complained an ex-supporter. “Why does he even have an askblog if he’s not answering asks? It’s all about badly concealed sexual frustration and eating turtles. Nobody cares!”  

The question has to be asked: how would Mr. Kaiba win over the voters in Domino if he cannot even keep his admirers? 

[mokubrovp-blog]

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[kaibab-the-grumpy-dragon]

askceokaiba replied to your post “@askceokaiba”

*sigh*

@askceokaiba   Don’t sigh !! Why you sigh ??

[oniric-multimuse-rp]

// I needed some proof of what's happenin' I needed to eternalize this epic moment in the big book of human history //

[winchestersdeservebetter]

[muffled, nasal noises] Very mature.

It happened fast. I was inspired. Watch me shitpost.

@askceokaiba @kat-the-yellow-dragon 

Based on this conversation.

[dominodaily]

Seto Kaiba running for office

Yesterday the president of Kaiba Corporation announced that he’s not content with leading his company only: he’s running for prime minister in the 2017 elections as an independent candidate. The billionaire said his policies will be “based on science and the principles of rationality”.

Having previously expressed a lack of interest in politics, it is a surprise the young businessman has decided to partake in the elections. To the question asking if this is merely a publicity stunt for an upcoming product of Kaiba Corporation, he gave a negatory answer.

With only a few weeks until the election, Mr. Kaiba doesn’t have much time to assemble his party. However, it is certain that he won’t have problems with financing his campaign. 

An interview with Mr. Kaiba will be available in tomorrow’s issue