Ask Me Anything

Don't believe the lies. 

[anxietyproblem]

[askceokaiba]

ATTENTION, DUELISTS!

Hm, that sounded wrong... 

...anyway, to the new employees who haven’t bothered replying to their emails but bother reading my blog: tomorrow will be the first day of your trials to decide WHO WILL WIN THE ULTIMATE KC TITLE! 

Gathering place: Pine Grove, southern entrance, 

Time: 0600

Attire: tactical clothing if possible, athletic clothing if not. Insulated jacket, socks, boots, gas mask recommended

Attitude: ready to fight.

Good luck! 

(And don’t forget, KaibaCorp doesn’t accept any responsibility for personal damages or injury!)

[howtobake-remaking]

[duelposting]

Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:

[lazersnewurl]

say it with me

pot of greed is not “quirky”

pot of greed is not “lolrandom”

pot of greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck

STOP ROMANTICIZING POT OF GREED

[askceokaiba]

[askceokaiba]

“Katagawa, as a new employee... uh, actually you have been working for KaibaCorp for some time now. I’m not sure our usual questions would apply.”

“I was erroneously fired after someone made a mistake. Fortunately, since I’ve been a high-performance employee I was re-hired instantly. Due to this little mishap I was placed in the pool of the newcomers, since on paper I am one. This is why I get to be on the show and compete with all the other contestants.”

“This is not a competition.”

“We’ll see.”

[askceokaiba]

“Leah, what are your expectations for KaibaCorp?”

“I expect to get paid.”

“...”

“That’s it.”

[askceokaiba]

Wait, what is this… I just got an e-mail that Katagawa got fired?! He’s our Chief Security Officer! How could this happen? 

Roland, can you follow up on this? I’d like to know what happened.

[askceokaiba]

Mr. Kaiba, I followed your orders and read the report detailing Katagawa’s ‘misconduct’. The report states he took a thirty-minute toilet break which was deemed excessive by the office supervisor. However, I spoke to Mr. Newton and he doesn’t recall the incident.

There have been no previous complaints about Katagawa.

[askceokaiba]

This has got to be a mistake. This report is from Sunday and Katagawa doesn’t work on Sundays. 

Something’s amiss here. Newton would remember letting someone in a higher position go and he would notify me in person.  You should find out who really submitted this report.

And let Huyen know that she should hire Katagawa back immediately. I’m sure he will come back so there’s no need to apologize to him. 

[askceokaiba]

Wait, what is this… I just got an e-mail that Katagawa got fired?! He’s our Chief Security Officer! How could this happen? 

Roland, can you follow up on this? I’d like to know what happened.

[askceokaiba]

Mr. Kaiba, I followed your orders and read the report detailing Katagawa’s ‘misconduct’. The report states he took a thirty-minute toilet break which was deemed excessive by the office supervisor. However, I spoke to Mr. Newton and he doesn’t recall the incident.

There have been no previous complaints about Katagawa.

[askceokaiba]

Wait, what is this... I just got an e-mail that Katagawa got fired?! He’s our Chief Security Officer! How could this happen? 

Roland, can you follow up on this? I’d like to know what happened.

[yu-gi-oh-confessions]

guess hes not a fan of card games on motorcycles

[askceokaiba]

HAHAHA

[askceokaiba]

“Mr Muto, you just recently got hired. Viewers might know you as the King of Games, and Seto Kaiba’s arch-nemesis, who is now your bodd. How do you feel about working for your rival?”

“Oh! Ah, I guess that’s a first question huh? I’m sure people are curious… but honestly it feels exciting. I’ve always respected Kaiba, and just because I work under him now doesn’t mean I no longer consider us rivals. If anything, I think it’ll be nice since we’ll also get to know each other more as we work together :)”

[askduelistyugi]

But- hey, wait… a-arch nemesis?? I mean we’re rivals,but I don’t like to think we’re enemies… we’ve helped eachother pleanty of times!! I would hope Kaiba doesn’t hate me to the point that he’d call me an enemy… :(

[askceokaiba]

You’re too sensitive. Don’t we constantly fight? Aren’t we rivals? We’re enemies, period!

[askduelistyugi]

:(

No…. you kinda just yell whenever I mention the….f word…

(You know, “friendship”) and yes we’re rivals but being enemies means you hate eachother…. I don’t hate you Kaiba, do you hate me?

[askceokaiba]

Don’t be silly now. Personal feelings are not involved. I don’t even think I have those. 

I do hate it when you throw f-bombs around, though. So maybe avoid doing that if you want to stay on my good side.

[askceokaiba]

“Mr Muto, you just recently got hired. Viewers might know you as the King of Games, and Seto Kaiba’s arch-nemesis, who is now your bodd. How do you feel about working for your rival?”

“Oh! Ah, I guess that’s a first question huh? I’m sure people are curious… but honestly it feels exciting. I’ve always respected Kaiba, and just because I work under him now doesn’t mean I no longer consider us rivals. If anything, I think it’ll be nice since we’ll also get to know each other more as we work together :)”

[askduelistyugi]

But- hey, wait… a-arch nemesis?? I mean we’re rivals,but I don’t like to think we’re enemies… we’ve helped eachother pleanty of times!! I would hope Kaiba doesn’t hate me to the point that he’d call me an enemy… :(

[askceokaiba]

You’re too sensitive. Don’t we constantly fight? Aren’t we rivals? We’re enemies, period!

[askceokaiba]

“How do you feel working for Seto Kaiba, your rival and long-time adversary? As a janitor?”

"Eh, it's okay, a job is a job and this one's got good benefits. Plus working in the same place as my best friend Yugi ain't a bad perk. And me working as a janitor sure as hell doesn't mean I'm less important than Kaiba, though I'm sure my position is only gonna fuel is ego ta burst. But I'm the only thing standing between his building becoming a trash heap and the place being in top shape! I'm only doing this ta make some dough on the side while I train and duel ta become a pro duelist. Kaiba knows, once I get a few sponsors I'm outta here."

[askceokaiba]

[askceokaiba]

I have my way of knowing things... Are you sure you want people like Wheeler to appear on your show? I've served KaibaCorp as a loyal employee for two years now. I know everything about this company and I could show it in a positive light. What could the new employees do?

This is not about company propaganda, Katagawa. At least not the way you think it is. We’re filming a reality show about NEWLY HIRED employees. As much as I’d want to, I’m not writing the show. TEC made it clear that they wanted fresh faces.

Good bye and have a nice day. Don’t let me hear from you until Monday.