ZAREEN FAMILY REVIEW TIME, since Qara has one now (As dysfunctional as it is): Dunno if that was the vibe you wanted, but Qara gives off MASSIVE Onceler Vibes (From The Lorax). Emli seems like a Veruca Salt kinda kid. Bertzo is just a big dumb idiot, and Chubbins IX is so dumb lookin she's adorable. And I bet at least 1 Chubbins has died from Indiga's bigass crinoline, another from Trista and Marine's shenanigans, and one got intentionally killed by Morgause (She's that kinda ho)
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I didn't consider the Onceler, but oh god you're right. I've never even seen that movie and I still know you're so right lol.
All those poffle deaths sound plausible to me. Morgause would totally kick one for the crime of being slightly in her way...then it explodes and gets dust all over her, and she absolutely flips her lid.
One probably fell into a punch bowl at a gala and drowned. Like...they just seem to die in the dumbest ways imaginable.
Except Chubbins IX! I imagine she is hilariously indestructible for no reason.
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