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Are you looking suitably stuffed right now then? 🥹

Not even someone feeding you one last dessert before bed cuddles

You tell me 🥺

Are you straight? Because the way you maintain intense eye contact and remember small details about my life feels less “heterosexual male” and more “supporting actor in a coming of age indie film.” I just need to know what genre we’re in.

Yes I am straight.

Straight into an ad about the hang gang! It’s one of the few places in our community that doesn’t make me want to shit in my own eye sockets.

most of the time.

Join us!

#askchungus

I think the adoring fans (me) wanna see how stuffed that cuddly belly is after tonight. Would be a shame you were so stuffed we could just play with your body while you lay back

okay this is from january and i never saw it in my inbox im so sorry 😭

this is how i’ll be waiting for you 👀

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Chungus... would you please just bless us with some Friday afternoon thighs 🤤🥺

how about some tuesday evening thighs?

#ssbhm thighs #bhm thighs #ssbhm #bhm #uk ssbhm #uk bhm #chungus thighs #askchungus

Uhg Chungus ..I'd luuuuuuve to see you sitting down, side rolls n belly squashed on your lap 😻

how’s this? 👀

#askchungus

I think your adoring fans wants to seem them big ol biceps. Can you give the fans what they want?

ask and ye shall receive

#askchungus #fat arms #bhm arms #ssbhm arms #ssbhm #bhm #chungus.jpg

Why painfully?

the combination of being attractive to a small subsection of the population and the irritation of a couple of near misses in the last couple of years.

being not conventionally attractive is a fucking pain. it doesn't matter how many people follow me or whatever the fuck, if 99% of them aren't even in the same country as me, then it doesn't really matter does it?

for example, i have 3.5k followers. let's knock 20% off immediately to account for the spam blogs. another 30% for the blank blogs. of the remaining 50%, you then apply the usual dating filters: their gender, where they are, whether we can even hold a fucking conversation etc.

idk what the end percentage is but if it's more than 2% then i'm shocked.

i know myself well enough to know that a LDR wouldn't work, and even when the person might be in the UK, there's strong odds they're at the other end of the country. London might not be far to an American from north-west england but even that's too far for me.

and then you have a kick in the teeth like somehow meeting people locally, only to be completely ghosted. no better way to start doubting literally everything about yourself.

add in the obligatory failed talking stages and you end up where we are today, which is feeling sorry for yourself on the couch and answering anons with probably too much detail.

#sorry for the rant i've been feeling down about this recently and took the opportunity to vent #askchungus

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3: Do you smoke?

nope. i do vape like it's going out of fashion (or about to be taxed into oblivion)

4: Do you drink?

yeah. socially.

or when i'm alone and feeling sad.

7: Have tattoos?

no.

13: Biggest turn ons

being appreciated as a human being.

14: Biggest turn offs