#askclassicstobotnik

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Remember that apron I showed Eggman and thought it would be perfect for Stone? *Hands it over to Stone*

(ref to this)

HE LOOKS TOO GOOD I'M GATEKEEPING

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Damn you 2 having a baby?

... No?

Then why does eggman look like that?

Ha. Hahaha. Very funny. Men being pregnant. Hilarious. Definitely not a real and terrifying possibility for me, a trans man, who's life could have been actually ruined if that happened to me for numerous reasons. And the fatphobia on top of that is just the icing on the cake. How are you so shameless about being such a moron on main?

Do better. Just say the word, Doctor, and I'll take care of them.

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WELCOME, PEASANTS, TO MY EVIL BLOG! FEATURING MY EVIL HUSBAND! AND OUR EVIL LIVES!

Oh! Uh—

... You're supposed to SMILE for the camera, Stone.

Sorry, Sir, I forgot. I'm a little caught off guard right now. You didn't warn me about, uh... any of this. Like, not about the camera, or that you were making a blog, or...

Well, we're here now! Smile.

Of course, yes, Doctor!

... Properly. Like how I taught you.

Ohhh, right! Evil smile!

Evil smile, yes!

See how evil we are?

We're the evilest, Doctor.

Damn right!

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i decided to make a blog dedicated to these two idiots because i love them.

hii! mod of @official-doctor-robotnik and @that-one-fuckass-stone-image here!

(although fuckass stone image is my actual main, i treat @egg-fan like my main, so if you want me being more normal & posting art, go there)

inspired by @askthehedgehogs, and stone's design is slightly inspired by @er1kur's design. <3

ask literally anything you want! but if you're mean to them, don't be surprised if they're mean back.

magic anons are allowed, feel free to just do shit to them.

enjoy the blog!!

FIRST POST HERE

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So, Eggman's worst enemy is apples, and Stone's is THAT png image of Stone?

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Stone...let's pretend the doctor explodes, sacrificing himself to save you and the earth in a completely hypothetical scenario, what would you do next?

That's a... weird and oddly specific question.

I guess I'd just have to kill the person responsible, everyone else, and then myself!

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- @the-cooler-sonic

Yes, Metal... This egg IS cooking up an evil plan indeed.

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I can believe Amy talked me into saying this to you, but..

Merry Christmas, Egghead. You too, Agent Scone.

Yeah, yeah, Merry Eggsmas, hedgehog.

Merry Eggsmas!

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Would you guys ever get a robot dog thing for metal, what if hes lonely

Uh, I'm pretty sure he IS the dog.

Stop being mean to him!

But it's true. He's a horrible stinky dog.

Stop it!!

You're always doing this!

Oh, quit the dramatics!

Hold on, were you just ragebaiting me again?!

Mayyyybeeee...

Oh, you devious doctor...!

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