#askcocoshady

[therealcocoshady]

Hey coco how u doing?? 🩷

OMG GUYS.

I MISS Y’ALL. I MISS THIS BLOG SOOO FUCKING MUCH. I hope y’all haven’t forgotten about Coco !

Life is CRAZY. I’m alright. I’m handing in my doctoral dissertation in a few hours. What else ? Well I’m obviously an anon here but I went viral on TikTok and I’m kind of doing the influencer thing as well and doing collabs and getting PR so it’s weird.

And life definitely has a sense of humor ! Because what were the FUCKING CHANCES that there would be an intruder on my property just a day after we learn about that Matthew guy breaking into Em’s house again ? 😭

Im telling y’all : that man is dumb af for not upgrading his security or even just moving somewhere else. Because the dude didn’t even make it to my house but I’m FUCKING READY TO MOVE TF OUT.

Miss you guys so much ❤️. I have tons of ideas for this blog and I can’t wait to FINALLY have some free time & get to writing !

[therealcocoshady]

Guys. Not to tease you or anything - you know that’s not my style. But I might have written some HCs featuring *drumroll please* Eminem x Escort!Reader.

That’s right. A new pairing. 👀

If y’all want to beg me to upload it… the floor is yours ❤️. It’ll help you wait while I work on the actual fics I’m working on 😉. (Yes, the ones y’all have been begging me for in my inbox - they are coming !).

[therealcocoshady]

Even if Marshall only has one biological daughter, for having other two daughters, and having Lily in 8 Mile, everyone agrees this man can only make girls, right? /hj

He just has Girl Dad vibes. Can I explain it in a way that is rational ? No. But the vibes are there.

And there is something so pure and sweet about the idea of him, the lyrical genius who can spit nasty bars, being the quintessential girl dad. I’m sure he’d be a great dad to a baby boy. But just imagine him embracing all things girly and princess-y for the sake of his baby girl. Choosing extra pretty outfits. Trying to master some hairdressing skills as she grows up. Learning much more than anyone needs to about Disney princesses, Barbies and whatnot. Being driven to a state of insanity because he’s got Disney song lyrics stuck in his mind. Attending an embarrassing amount of teddy bear tea parties…?

I know boys like that stuff too. But I’m sorry, the « Girl Dad » thing just adds an extra layer of softness, witch a touch of insane devotion. I’m sure he’d be a great father to a son, but you know a daughter would have him wrapped around her finger in a special way. And it’s even worse if she reminds him of her mama.

[therealcocoshady]

now that you’re back, are you gonna continue the D/S Marshall fics?? I LOVED THOSE

Did you? 🥺 this makes me so glad bc back then I didn’t think as many people enjoyed those…

But yeah, I might have a few episodes of this one in mind 👀

[therealcocoshady]

wld u ever right for b rabbit or like a younger 2000s Eminem? (i dont have any requests for them js curious :3)

Mmmmh that is such a good question... 👀. It is true that so far most (all?) of my work has focused on present-day Eminem because... WELL HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN ?!?!

I've been a fan of his for decades, so I am quite familiar with other eras of his, but present-day might be my favorite, so it's kind of the one I am more comfortable writing. Also, I feel like so many other VERY VERY TALENTED writers do such a good job with 2000s Eminem and B-Rabbit... !

I might write for them, though. More likely to write about 2000s Em though, because I don't think I would be as inspired, when it comes to B-Rabbit. But it all depends on the prompt, I suppose ? 😅

[therealcocoshady]

Recovery chapter 45??? LETS GOOOO!!!!!! 🥳🥳

Yessss. Let’s be patient though. I’ve started writing and it’s cool but I’m not done yet 🤣

But it is coming !

[therealcocoshady]

Heyyy girlyyy, how are you??💗

Hiiiiii ❤️ it’s been a while !

I’m doing great and I hope that all of you are too ! I’ve been working a lot on my PhD dissertation and trying to find a job so it’s busy but it’s all good !

And in unrelated news : remember when my phone got stolen ? Well I’m going to court tomorrow to try and get some repair ! That thief shall pay for all the filthy smut that got taken from you guys !!!

[therealcocoshady]

Maybe he's busy planning his wedding?

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LMAO I'M KIDDING! DON'T COME FOR ME😂

Maybe he is 👀

Ladies all over the world would be gutted to know that he is no longer an eligible bachelor, for sure, but he does deserve happiness. And I'm sure the fiancée, if she does exist, is a very lucky lady ✨

That being said, in my mind, that man is a piece of work. So maybe it's better to just fantasize about him 🙊. And that's what we will keep doing, whether or not he gets married 👀