#askdeadchell

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... And just how, in all things science related, did you die? ... It had better not been in Aperture. There's enough dead bodies around here...

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*uses a zombie summoning spell* RISE CHELL MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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[askdeadchell]

DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD!

[askdeadchell]

Well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice. Oh, how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

[master-of-the-portal-gun-blog]

.... -askdeadchell

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Wait. Would this create a time paradox?

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Maintainer's note: if you want to rp, hit me up with a ask instead of a submit- i can't link yr blog with an anon submission like i can with a ask, so don't be shy and let's do this thing!!!

[askdeadchell]

Mmmm whatcha say? Ooh that you only meant well? Well of course you did. Mmmm whatcha say? Mmmm that it´s all for the best? of course it is. Mmmm whatcha say? Ooh that you only meant well? Well of course you did. Mmmm whatcha say? Whatcha say (whatcha say) wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say?