Nov 25, 2017
Dear Anonymous,
...... Nishishishi! That’s amazing!
Unfortunately, now we’re going to avoid answering any joke or pun asks because nothing can top that!
- Kokichi Oma
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Dear Anonymous,
...... Nishishishi! That’s amazing!
Unfortunately, now we’re going to avoid answering any joke or pun asks because nothing can top that!
- Kokichi Oma
Dear Anonymous,
Hey, Gonta. I’m all for insects, but...
Don’t you think you should get everyone involved? You wouldn’t want anybody to feel left out, right?
Ah! Of course!
Gonta will be sure to set up another Insect Meet and Greet right away!
(If you’re taking me down, anon, I’m dragging everyone else with me!)
- Gonta Gokuhara and Kokichi Oma
Dear Steinway & Sons 0-180,
It’s not like that.
I mean, I know that you feel left out and all that, but I promise that you’ll always be special to me.
After all, I haven’t stopped loving to play the piano yet, right? I know that we’re still gonna have all sorts of fun times together!
So just relax! I want you to chin up, stop being so gloomy, and I’m...I’m...
...Did I just write a full letter to a piano?
- Kaede Akamatsu
Dear Gonta,
Um... maybe that’s not the best ide -
................. OK, Kokichi and I need to talk...
Uh... don’t look that up, okay? Kokichi was lying to you... that’s... not gentlemanly at all...
(Mrgh... Kokichi! There are certain lines you don’t cross!)
- Kaede Akamatsu
Dear ness-paula,
My name isn’t “Like That”. It’s “Kokichi Oma”.
Honestly, do a little research before you ask a question...
- Like That
Dear Anonymous,
Whaaaaat?! He did?! And he didn’t TELL ME?!
C’mon! Why does that dumb robot have to be so boring? I’d never exploit those functions!
... In public! Nishishi...
- Kokichi Oma
Dear Anonymous,
Of course. My services are international. I get clients from all over the world.
I’ve seen some very interesting locations and learned about many cultures as a result.
Perhaps that is why Korekiyo and I get along well, actually. We always have something to talk about.
- Kirumi Tojo
Dear Anonymous,
I mean, that’s entirely subjective...
... so why don’t you spy on us and find out?
- Kokichi Oma