#hazbin abel

[cygniphantom]

My ultimate rare pair that really shouldn’t be that rare..

[batsnbrats]

my fuckass selfship ok + sir pentious cause I'm gay for him too

[flitsy]

Him anger.

[flitsy]

[flitsy]

Fucking Christ.

He's even holding his hand out the same way, god.

Why do I notice these things so late, omg.

[second-radio]

[second-radio]

How is Audrey doing? Is she growing up strong?

Abel: She is! Growing like a little weed. She’s healthy, curious, and getting stronger every day.

Alastor: *proudly* Our little fawn has developed quite the grip, too. My ears can attest to that.

Abel: She really likes your ears.

Alastor: *annoyed* Yes. I’ve noticed.

Audrey: *grabs one of her own little deer ears curiously and gives it a hard tug* …! *eyes immediately go huge* BAAAAAA!!

Abel: Oh, sweetheart! *quickly scoops her up* Yeah, those are sensitive. You gotta be gentle.

Audrey: *sniffles, carefully pats her ear… then looks across the room at her Dada, Alastor*

Alastor: *slowly raises an eyebrow* Have we learned something today, my dear?

Audrey: *reaches toward his ears again, but this time gives one the tiniest, gentlest pat*

Alastor: *smiles warmly* …Much better.

Abel: Aww. She learned empathy!

Alastor: She learned consequences. Close enough.

[second-radio]

Been a while since I've heard from you guys, how is the happy couple doing?

Alastor: My, how considerate of you to inquire! We are thriving, darling. Marriage agrees with us beautifully, and fatherhood has proven… lively.

Abel: We’re happy. Tired, too. Audrey’s getting bigger, louder, and very good at grabbing Alastor’s hair.

Alastor: A minor inconvenience. And still, I would still double-die for the child.

Abel: He says that like it is normal.

Alastor: In this household, it is *holds Abel close* and I’d double die for you as well~

Abel: *chuckles a bit* Al~ not in front of everyone~