#askdrzedaquestion

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✉✘ ☠ ❤ ♣

✉ - CanIcutchaopen?

✘ - Gaige, howya work this damn thing?

☠ - Amscray ya damn brat before I turn ya into a meat puzzle!

❤ - hey kid, yer a real peach ya know that?

♣ - I think yer hair’s real pretty…

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I...uh...my...uh. My sexual orientation is none of your business.

[OOC: read this as: bisexual. My friend wanted to make this bloggable so its a picture.]

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What's it like to be fabulous?

Is this the same thing as SWAG? Because I’m pretty sure that stands for secretly we are gay.

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21, 33, 39.

21. Favorite Day of the Year?Any day ending in day except for Friday. 33. What are you doing right now?Chopping up…I mean..uh…operating on a patient. Would you like to be my operating assistant?39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? No of course not, that is totally not the way I lost my license, what ever would give you that idea?

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You're a doctor? That is so very interesting! I am Shade, and I am also a doctor. Of ice cream. Isn't that clever?! Hahahaha! I see your name is Zed. That's a very interesting name, much like your profession! Does it have any special meaning? Is it short for something? Do they have water in Sanctuary? Water's very important, as I'm sure you know.

Niceta meetcha Slade. Right, I am legally obligated to tell you that I ain’t got a medical license. But that doesn’t mean you won’t be glad I’m here when you’re bleeding to death. Its actually…you know what nevermind. Just call me Zed everybody does. What kinds of ice cream do ya specialize in? Of course we’ve got water in Sanctuary.

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[Thank you to the kind annon who pointed out my mistake.My auto-correct function was still on.]

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The Doctor is in

Ask me anything ya'll want. I promise I'll answer it to the best of my...medical abilities.