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I’ve been listening to her sing about various bird-related things, in preparation for some new scientific endeavors, you might say.

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Hi charlotte today my good good friend told me that “tumblr is like the ancient pyramid and all the ‘good stuff’ is an artifact and thats all going into the real world” woahhh… much to think about. She’s not even on tumblr and she still holds all the wisdom! Incredible. Tumblr is the ancient pyramid. Wow

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one star and two wheels... you love to see it!!! 💫 reides, aske and donatella are characters from the dnd campaign that i'm in with some pals! and i commissioned these tarot cards from the always-incredible @bbspiinchh! thank you so much daria!!!

#i dont think ive ever posted ANY of these on my tumblr?!?! but here they are now :')#reides #aske #donatella #commissioned

Patron Saint Batman!! 😩🙏🙏 Bats are Gothamites' most popular lucky charms. Little old ladies murmur prayers for Batman's safety when the Bat signal is shining. Kids daring each other to stay up late during sleepovers to spot the Bat being more common than waiting up to catch Santa. 'Swear on Batman's cape/cowl' gradually replacing sayings like 'cross your heart.' There is not a single city street that doesn't have a Bat decal on it somewhere. Different shops boast little bats in their windows as a badge of honour meaning 'Bats eat free.' The WELCOME TO GOTHAM road sign being constantly defaced to read WELCOME TO BAT COUNTRY. I just love Gotham's pride for their Bats!!

“Swear on the ears” becomes a thing after some news host goes on a five minute rant about Batman being some demonic weirdo who does more harm than good and doesn’t even have a decent costume. Bruce doesn’t care, he likes the ears and they’re useful and kids love them, but also some teenager with the most cultivated vibes very seriously told him “the ears are fucking cool man” and yes that carried him for like three whole nights.

If you’re having a sleepover you have to put popcorn out for the Bat, you have to.

Bruce is like, constantly confused at the pride Gothamites have in him but honestly its nicer then being shot at, so ok. The new generation of goons, the ones who grew up with Batman around, are so confusing for him personally because they arent scared of him but they’re also more likely to just throw down their weapons and shout their motive. Like. “MY MAS SICK AND I NEEDED A QUICK BUCK BATS DONT HIT THE FACE” and then he spends like a half hour sneaking them out the side door before the cops get there and doing career counseling. Hes not mad, or even disappointed, but do they know there’s a hotline? They dont need to do this they can just call the hotline its ok.

The goons are all “yeah but this is a way cooler story isnt it?”

#aske #bruce is constantly baffled and delighted by humanity #mostly baffled these days