#askedcorps

[zalangoscorps]

and then hands him thE HOT CHOCOLATEY MILK

*COUGH* I had Kuwata beat me with a bat cause I’m so fuckin’ done with this shit. *COUGH*

Then Souda beat me with his wrench and I guess we’re even now.

Pfff-Hahaha. Sure we are.

[zalangoscorps]

hands souda some soda

I can’t wait to twist this can and shove it down ya throat.

It’ll be like swallowin’ glass, haha.

Your kiddin’ right?

Did I fuckin’ stutter?

[zalangoscorps]

I want souda and gundam to make the pasta if you know what I mean

No, no no no.

Aight maybe for a while.

No, that won’t be necessary. 

Let’s do it while Komaeda’s not looking.

No no. Komaeda’s enough to handle, you’re just war.

Am I too hot to handle hamster-chan?

You're not even tolerable. 

I can do ya better.

I personally doubt that.

Are you calling me a liar?

I’m not calling you a truther.

I’ll kill you one day Tanaka.

Not if I slay you first.

IS IT A FUCKIN’ FIGHT YA WANT?

No.

[zalangoscorps]

souda leon and akane what if you had to bake something together

I’m not exactly the best cook, I don’t really have any experience..

Oh man! I can’t really cook like a pro but now that you mentioned baking, I’m getting hungry!

Hahaha. I’m getting hungry too..But not your kind of hungry.

Yeah, me too-

Wait.

HOLD UP.

WE ARE HORRIBLE.

WE REALLY ARE.

[zalangoscorps]

[insert something about baseball here]

besbaw

[zalangoscorps]

komaeda is the work of satan pass it on

KOMAEDA IS THE WORK OF SATAN TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

[zalangoscorps]

make hte hot chocolatey milk

Oh my god..

PLEASE STOP WITH THE FUCKING MILK I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILL ME NOW. TANAKA SHOOT ME NOW.

What makes you believe I carry a gun.

Well you hang around Komaeda enough to earn one.

EARN.

I am so fucking done.

[zalangoscorps]

what if you all had to play monopoly

I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S OBVIOUS OF WHO WINS EVERY FUCKING TIME.

It’s my talent Kuwata-kun.

You must be the work of satan.