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I cant stop thinking of harpy Gaz X clueless reader Like harpy Gaz pinning his eyes whenever reader passes by him giving the team (more importantly giving him) morning coffee.

OR Gaz obviously courting clueless reader by giving presents of his hunt of shiny rocks or delicious food to gain her favor. even doing super cool aerial tricks to impress them only for clueless reader not understanding it and thinking Gaz is just being really nice

Fuck it's been in my mind to

He spends hours going through rock after rock, trying to find the perfect one. Then when he gives it to her he puffs his feathers and chest out, look at him isn't he so pretty? Arnt his wings strong?

Then all she says is "oh pretty rock, thanks." Doesn't touch his wings, doesn't chirp at him, doesn't offer any words of praise. He'll have to try harder.

During training he preforms in the air. Look at him! So agile, so fast. She just hands him some water with a "that's really cool."

He brings her food....freshly killed food.... See he is a good hunter! He can provide you with all you need!

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"Damn it Captain! What am I doing wrong!"

"Nothing."

"Then why won't she-"

Ghost cuts in with a blunt, "Shes as dense as a fuckin bolder."

"Aye, she dinnae know nothing bout us hybrids." Soaps smug grin irritates him.

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Rocket approaches one of the eevees and smiles. "Oh, this place smells soooooo goood!" He then barks and says, "I've never had a coffee before! C-Can I try one?"

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Alya; I also have a collection of seashells, it’s not as big as manaphy’s but i’d love to trade some *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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Okay but with them tracking the Internet history of roommate!reader they would definitely see way more than she'd want them too.

I.e. erotic fiction stories or fanfiction. They would be very interested in that lol

(And if it's me, a ton of odd research about cool bugs and animal videos(

100% Kyle's favorite pass time is watching their girls' browser history. Checks every evening before going to sleep.

They know of every fetish she has, what toys she buys. Everything.

Johnny tries to read a bit of what she does. He doesn't know who the characters are, but their girl has a deviant streak.

Price asks for a report on all fetish things their girl looks up. How many times has she searched it? Read a book about it? Watched porn about it?

Simon is the only one normal about it really. He enjoys watching the funny animal videos she does. Sure he's interested in her kinks but isn't too concerned about the stories she reads,

"He can do better than any 2 bit smut book." He tells Johnny.

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I'm not over your apocalypse au 🐈‍⬛

Cat, who slowly warmed up to the group and sees them as her own family can't help but make sure anyone who sees them will know that they are her's by constantly leaving scratch marks from Her nails and bite marks on their skin.

100% once she's warmed up to them and knows they actually care for her she's making sure they carry her marks before they leave. Her teeth biting into to their arms, shoulders, nails scratching their skin. They return the favor too. Price's bite mark is the highest, resting high up on her neck followed by Simon's, Kyle's, then Soaps. Deep marks.

Cat is allowed to go with them on runs for supplies, but they prefer her to stay home where it's safe. It frustrated her at first, being used to being on her own. But after a while she started to enjoy being pampered.

Her role in this family? Simple. Just existing.

They rotate chores, all working together. If she wants to cook they let her, same with the washings. They'll never force her, she was to independent for that. Shed hiss and spit at them. But even feral things want to be loved.

So she takes over cooking all together. Especially after they were subjects to Soaps weird concoction of plants he swore were edible. Poor Kyle was sick for a week. Soap ate it just fine.

They don't have to worry about the washing either, or running out of something. Cat already has their whole inventory written up and takes stock after using an item. She'll let the guys know to keep an eye out for certain things their running low on.

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Side note:

They find her stash of 'pretty things' one day while she's sleeping in a patch of sun shining on the couch.

Kyle brings the small box to the porch, where they're hanging animal skins up.

"Look what I found." He opens the lid to show them.

The others look inside.

The box is full of shiny rocks, a few little skulls from animals, a ring that's missing the stone. Coins, a few arrowheads. A broken knife, some dice, a wooden figure Soap made her when they first brought her here. One of Ghost's old gloves, a cigar of Price's. Kyle's broken watch.

"Cute.." Ghost says. They others agree.

Now when they come back they line up small trinkets they find on the porch for her to find. Secretly taking score if Cat picks their item.

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Woop this got long my bad 😅

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Taking before Blade and Nikto got together questions.

As well as Eagle and Krueger questions.

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okay last falling snow drabble from me XD

I gotta stop pestering your ask box

but I heard people call small otters water sausages... and know i am 100 percent sure 141 call otter!reader a water sausage as a term of endearment to tease her. she pretends she hates it because "its not a cute nickname!" but secretly loves it

You are never a pest lol ♡

Johnny has without a doubt called her a water sausage. If fact he was the fist to do so.

"C'mere ya wee water sausage!"

The look of anger that crossed her face as she turned towards him.

"What did you just call me, you damn sea potato. "

Meanwhile, Price is trying failing to hold back his laughter.

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Haha brain on harpy gaz go burr-

So! Birds often have others help preen themselves to get the feathers they cannot reach! So Gaz begrudgingly has his teammates help him with the tougher spots.

He usually goes to ghost or Price not trusting soap after the last time he took his feather to give to clueless. But besides that, Gaz hates people touching his wings. Wings are a source of pride for harpies like him and his wings are beautifully kept.

This leads to preening sessions turned into sparring matches as it takes two people to preen gaz on a good day. He often lashes out trying to squirm out of Johnny's or ghost's grip and price quickly plucks the feathers out of him.

But Soap quickly found and easier way to get Kyle to cooperate is too entice Clueless into doing the preening for the team. All it takes is 20 dollars some smooth talking and Bam! Clueless preens Gaz who sinks into her touch cooing and trilling in happiness

Best part Clueless enjoys it so much that Gaz subtly asks her once or twice a month to preen him

This is amazing and I love your brain 🧠 💜 ❤️