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I guarantee this blog is at least 98% original me (DP) and not Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool or the fab four’s Merc with a mouth, no!! I am my own person! I swear on my lunch I was me before R&R stole the show with his rockin ass and hot one liners. I made the blog for the publicity! Because all Deadpools are totally in right now! Except me. I haven’t gotten laid in a while. Will blogging solve that? Undoubtedly, no.
If you’re following me, here’s a heads up: I’m not here to make people happy or to make a difference. I’m here to say whatever the fuck I want about whatever I want. I’m not fancy, I don’t do codes, and I sure as shit ... shit? I forgot what I was sayin. Thanks for following anyway!! I live for the applause.
* = 3 o* Hello lovlies and uglies! I luv you!!! Unless I don’t...
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I need some followers to validate my existence. “Wow DP, when did you become so fucking eloquent!” Well, Judy, it just so happens that I have words. The best words! I read a book, more than one! And it didn’t have lil pictures to help me out. Also, internet says things good. As in, there’s an online thesaurus. Not that I’m using that. You know, I’m a smart cookie. What does this have to do with following me? Idk. Just do it.
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Greetings, people of Tumblr!! Wait... was that too formal? Whut up my people?! (That’s better.) Follow my ass. It’s mine, so it’s special. Who am I? Aw, don’t play that way, you know me!! Right? I know you know my man Ryan Reynolds. You’ve seen the movie, right?? RIGHT?! Go watch it. It’s a goodin. If you know that Deadpool, or some other version from the comics (there’s a lot of writers, ya know?) You SHOULD have some idea who I am. I’m the same (basically) except I’m a full blown feminist. Maybe not an official social justice warrior (you guys are doin a great job or whatever... I guess.) I don’t really give too many fucks about justice in general, but that’s another story! Come on and ask me about shit. Whatever you wanna ask! I’m shameless! <3
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox DP
P.S. I know. I don’t got any fancy distractions to lure in the masses... YET! It’s comin... So, be the first! You know you want to.
