Ask Feminist Deadpool

Woah, right?! In case you didn't catch that, "Fem" doesn't stand for "Female" in this case, it stands for FEMINIST! I ain't afraid to say it. To clarify: this means I support some fucking sex/gender EQUALITY, babe! That means it don't matter whether you...

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I guarantee this blog is at least 98% original me (DP) and not Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool or the fab four’s Merc with a mouth, no!! I am my own person! I swear on my lunch I was me before R&R stole the show with his rockin ass and hot one liners. I made the blog for the publicity! Because all Deadpools are totally in right now! Except me. I haven’t gotten laid in a while. Will blogging solve that? Undoubtedly, no.  

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If you’re following me, here’s a heads up: I’m not here to make people happy or to make a difference. I’m here to say whatever the fuck I want about whatever I want. I’m not fancy, I don’t do codes, and I sure as shit ... shit? I forgot what I was sayin. Thanks for following anyway!! I live for the applause. 

* = 3 o* Hello lovlies and uglies! I luv you!!! Unless I don’t...

[mindblowingfactz]

Deadpool can not only survive through nuclear explosions, re-emerge after being burnt to ash, and survive beheading; He also regularly donates internal organs to those in need, which immediately regenerate. source

image via moviepilot

[cowthropologist]

hope all those poor rubes enjoy their brand new cancer-ridden livers n shit lol

[deadpurplemoon]

That’s a very good point, could the cancer get passed to the recipients? Cos if so then that’s not quite the great and awesome idea it seemed at first.

And if he can regenerate even from ash, then wouldn’t the person receiving the organ end up growing a full size Deadpool inside them.

Y’know the more I think about this the worse it seems!

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This fact is, in fact, not a fact!! This one ONE time, okay, SEVERAL times to the same group of mutant kids who already had cancer because of some science shit where they got messed up with my genes and already had the same cancer!! So... Organs were donated, but they did not regenerate “immediately” it was a long and horrible process and by the way, I hate hospitals. :,(

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Follow me

I need some followers to validate my existence. “Wow DP, when did you become so fucking eloquent!” Well, Judy, it just so happens that I have words. The best words! I read a book, more than one! And it didn’t have lil pictures to help me out. Also, internet says things good. As in, there’s an online thesaurus. Not that I’m using that. You know, I’m a smart cookie. What does this have to do with following me? Idk. Just do it.

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Little bitch boys get their panties in a wad when somebody calls out sexism or rape culture and then start this flood of hate messages cuz "you forget that there are nice guys, like me, who aren't a part of this!" Well, guess what motherfucker, you're not that nice and if you feel super duper defensive, maybe you are the problem? o .o mind fuck woah. So message. Very wisdom.

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Shameless Advertising

Greetings, people of Tumblr!! Wait... was that too formal? Whut up my people?! (That’s better.) Follow my ass. It’s mine, so it’s special. Who am I? Aw, don’t play that way, you know me!! Right? I know you know my man Ryan Reynolds. You’ve seen the movie, right?? RIGHT?! Go watch it. It’s a goodin. If you know that Deadpool, or some other version from the comics (there’s a lot of writers, ya know?) You SHOULD have some idea who I am. I’m the same (basically) except I’m a full blown feminist. Maybe not an official social justice warrior (you guys are doin a great job or whatever... I guess.) I don’t really give too many fucks about justice in general, but that’s another story! Come on and ask me about shit. Whatever you wanna ask! I’m shameless! <3

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox DP

P.S. I know. I don’t got any fancy distractions to lure in the masses... YET! It’s comin... So, be the first! You know you want to.

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Cool beans! I finally verified that damn e-mail. Now I’m gonna make that profile thingy to esplain my finer points and all that shit. <3

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Talk to a buddy! Don’t have any friends? Talk to yourself! It’s not sad, it’s good for you.

[johnettelopuszynskibakes]

My house was like a bakery yesterday! I made peanut butter kiss cookies, Reese’s cookies, magic cookie bars, and brownies with chocolate icing. I was actually surprised at how much I accomplished in one morning! In the evening, I made pumpkin blueberry muffins. Today I made a ham and cheese quiche and two huge pepperoni rolls. All of this food was to take to my friend’s niece who is going though a hard time. Sam and I delivered the food tonight, and she was very appreciative.

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Fuck me sideways on the kitchen table and pump me full of gravy!! Yummy!!!

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First Ever Post

What can I say? Anything I want... Really?? I just started this blog, like right now. The idea came to me when... Eh, you don’t need that. What I mean is, I should write up a bio or explainatory shit or something, right? Right. So what I was thinkin was that I wanted a place to make some good buddies and to express these suppressed thoughts like the nasty pimples they are. Gross. Please nobody read this. It’s just a place marker or something. I’m not promising anything good from me. I’m not promising nothin.