#askfive

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Thanks. Oh, is purgatory good? (The fanfiction links you sent)

Mhm, anytime.

And yes, of course! There is a reason it's at the top of the list, you know!

Also the author of it is incredibly emo. We love diversity

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The things Klaus and 5 get up to on their days off 

Based off this vine, Five by the wonderful @the-boy-five

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Have you read any fanfics about you that you like on ao3?

Okay, so, it would be a little awkward to say I've read fanfiction about myself. But yeah, of course 'I' have.

By that I mean that my host often scours the AO3 tags and reads them, and since I'm in front at the same time, I technically read it too, though I don't purposefully go through it.

I'll go ahead and link some profiles I like, since naming specific fan works would take hours and probably more sanity than I have left (but if you do want specifics, and if you ask nicely, I will go head and get them)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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So if someone was 70 then would you listen to them since they’re older than you?

Oh, of course not. I don't really listen to anyone and like hell I'm going to chose to listen to them because of "Seniority" or some shit

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do you have a favorite quote? (not necessarily from the show, just something you connect with)

It was hard to choose just one, so here's a couple of the ones I like best.

"Why didn't I learn to treat everything like it was the last time? My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future." - Jonathan Safran Foer, from "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close"

"Is the blood on your hands dry? Is it slowly disppearing? Mine isn't." - Ashley Mares, from "Psalm of Scattered Ashes"

"I would love to be ruined if it means I am sacred enough to be kept close." - Lazarus, from "L. Munir"

"I suffer from chronic nausea - after I'm with people. The awareness (after-awareness) of how programmed I am, how insincere, how frightened." - Sontag

"I've spent most of my life and most of my friendships holding my breath and hoping that when people get close enough they won't leave, and fearing that it's a matter of time before they figure me out and let me go." - Shauna Niequist

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What other sweets do you like?

Hmm. Tough question, there are so many.

Some others that I reach for quite often include: Caramel apple pie, strawberry shortcake, pumpkin pie (has to be slathered in whipped cream), most kinds of mochi, peanut brittle, chocolate peanut butter pie, dark chocolate, chocolate covered maraschino cherries, black forest cake, and a decent hot fudge sundae.

Of course, the list always continues when I'm exposed to new foods, so if you have any great ones to add I'd love to hear them.

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Who are your favorite five headcanon blogs?

Most blogs are enjoyable in general, and the favorites change by the day, but the ones I mainly look at are @umbrella-academy-hcs , @feralnumberfive , @fiveapocalypse , @the-time-travelers-admirer , and @tua-braindump.

I like them as people, not just as fans of TUA, but their headcanon and writing content is some of the best I've seen. Props to all of them.

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Where you you see each other ten years from now?

(Five - @the-boy-five )