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postshrapnelbloodloss

What the fuck

postshrapnelbloodloss

I reiterate; What the fuuck

What the fuck

j-amatus

i keep forgetting to post here,,, I FINISHED WATCHING THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY S2 & HAD TO DO THIS IM SORRY

themaxbyers

Five Hargreeves has loved his family longer than they have been alive. Five Hargreeves has loved his family longer than they have been alive.

postshrapnelbloodloss

Might go missing soon. Have fun with that

postshrapnelbloodloss

Done being dramatic. It's fine

Might go missing soon. Have fun with that

domastri

"wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted..."

derinthescarletpescatarian

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

neilarmstrong

I love this fucking book

osheamobile

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

magnificentbane-deactivated2019

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

derinthescarletpescatarian

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.” And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

direwolfblackrose

“ As with most of life’s problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation. “

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

Two pages later… “What do you know? I’m in command”

“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll fuck it up and die.” So I took it apart.

And my personal favorite :” Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape. Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”