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Here, have this *tosses you a Pokeball containing a Spritzee*

What is that?...

A Spritzee?

...

Heh... Look at this tiny thing...

[Credits to @uranialeilus for the artwork]

I just saw mpreg of you please fucking end me

Oh goodness gracious.

My pornis hurds so bad

I am afraid that I do not understand what you are saying. Do you perhaps need something?

Yo there is this Urania Chick. Who is she? What do you think of her? I personally think she kinda cringe ngl.

Urania?

Auburn hair and blue eyes?

Well,She happens to be a good friend of mine from Pasio.

I think she's quite the interesting Lady with lots of Valuable knowledge. And,You must know that already,But I am very fond of intelligent people.

She caught my attention,and I joined her team.

End of the story.

*does a backflip* how big is ur dick

I- I...Beg You-- P...Pardon??

umm excuse me, but who gave you the right to be as tall and handsome as you are?? 🤨🤭

Oh my...Why thank you young one.

I must return the compliment.

I apologise for wanting to put you in a blender, I meant it in an affectionate way 😔

If you were a milkshake what would you taste like?

I guess I would taste like Pork meat...

Apparently,According to some real cannibals,It's what human meat tastes the closest to.

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What?

If you had to crown a beauty,Who would that be?

Mh...Well,I haven't seen alot of ladies around here to be honest. Or they were probably in anonymous.

But if I had to choose,I'd crown this lady over here:

#askghetsis