#askgrayson

[fiftyshadesofgray]

i wanna file.l a complaint against Marcus

That adds to the mountain of complains about him. ( *insert here a tired sigh )

What did he do this time? Arrested an innocent again?

[fiftyshadesofgray]

somebody's trying to steal what I rightfully stole! I mean bought.

If supposedly it was really something you “bought”, what would that be, huh?

[fiftyshadesofgray]

Yes it can be, only because I love you🙂‍↕️

You are (now) too good to me, dearest.💙

[fiftyshadesofgray]

Somebody's selling drugs you should go arrest them! Their name is Ina and their endearing their kid

Can I live?

seriously, if it’s not shimmer and, wait, what do you mean endearing their kid????

[fiftyshadesofgray]

hey sheriff, may i ask what are your plans for the weekend?

-🦢

Good evening, Anon, i believe we never really met did we?

If I’m being honest with you, I still patrol during the weekends, I have a few cases the council has handed over to me I should give a look at. That and resting in the breaks, sure.

Now, if you’d ask my plans in my day-off, you can be sure I will be either sleeping or cooking.

[fiftyshadesofgray]

Oh my god you are so amazing. You smell amazing!! Did anyone ever tell you that? Smell like roses 🌹 and I love you so much

Roses? Are you sure your nose is working well, love? I’m pretty sure I smell like gunfire at this point…

But it’s flattering to hear that I smell so good.

Love you💙

[fiftyshadesofgray]

Oh my god...I'm going to throw a party for you

I will look very misplaced in it.

[fiftyshadesofgray]

Mama… I missed you so much. How are you?🥺❤️

Hey baby, sorry I’ve been out for long.

I’m doing fine, just busy and in need of a ten hour straight sleep. Everything alright with you?