How long is the list of hearts you have broken your highness?
Let’s see... One, two, skip a few... Ninety-nine...
Do you have an abacus with you, perchance?



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How long is the list of hearts you have broken your highness?
Let’s see... One, two, skip a few... Ninety-nine...
Do you have an abacus with you, perchance?
The dead of winter is approaching and I’m growing increasingly bored. My brothers keep on asking me the most peculiar questions about Princess Anna. Whatever news has developed in Arendelle has something to do with her, I just don’t know what.
The house arrest is continuing to be about as boring as it’s always been. The most fun I have in my spare time is answering your questions.
did you hear the news about the queen of arendelle?
All I know is that there was a change in the political situation, big enough that the King wanted to be able to seek my counsel. My brothers are being awfully cagey about what actually happened.
Anna is queen now
That can’t be. Did an accident befall Queen Elsa? Did she abdicate? That means I could have...
I’m such a fool.
Some time ago, the terms of my house arrest were made more strict, for reasons I’d rather not get into right now. I didn’t try to seduce my brother Leopold’s wife, if that’s what you’re thinking. It meant I was unable to answer your lovely questions.
But... Recently, there’s been a flurry of activity from Arendelle and my brothers graciously lifted those restrictions. With my experience in the area, they wanted to be able to consult me on diplomatic matters. So, I’m back - and ready to answer your questions to relieve my boredom.
How do you react to the fact that your ex fiancée got engaged to an ice seller?
Listen, I didn’t get to meet the guy properly. But out on that frozen fjord, I could smell him from a dozen yards away.
How do you feel about kids? Would you ever have any
I want to work to be better in the family planning department than my parents were. Two or three kids, tops. And then I’ll give them all the attention and care they deserve.
At least, that was the plan... But now, under house arrest, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to meet someone. Or... fall in love. Forgive me, I’ve made myself a little sad. Excuse me.
Hans come back please!!💕💕 I'm sorry about what you went through back at home, if I were with you I'd definitely hug you! Much love!! You will always be a king to me!!❤🥰😘
I'll always be King to you? That's so flattering... I'd be needing a hug badly, too. Thank you, dear, I'm so glad to have my spirits raised.