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titty bell got me goin like pavlov

THIS

is peak civilization

I scream but god cant hear me over the carrot juicer

[flicks the off switch] there u go hun

the eggs are supposed to go in your mouth

u wash em first right

Why does no one fuck w Jesus in fate

I forgot you were taller than me by a couple inches, which means we're enemies now

[looks down @ u] what’s it like being such a ma’amlet moni

Me reading through Mozart’s fucking wikipedia page about his scat fetisH WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT!! WH

i’m so sorry to do this to you i keep forgetting not everyone is actually aware of this

Moriarty hot im gonna go marry that man now

can y’all stop trying to fuck my dad

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