#askianduncan

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Do you think Duncan was really trying to get fresh with you, the way Shirley suspects? Or do you think he was honestly trying to help?

Neither? I mean, he wasn’t trying to “get fresh” with me, obviously, and I don’t think he was honestly really trying to help, either. He was in a confined space with a crazy woman screaming and him and sobbing, the easiest way to deal with that is to try to clam her down. That’s what I would’ve done had it been me. But he’s a decent guy.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

How do you feel about Duncan?

Up until recently, I would’ve made some snide remark about how he teaches psych (I mean seriously, psych and soc have been at each other for YEARS, when did this Math v Lit thing start?)

But…he’s actually pretty decent human being. I’d even go so far as saying he’s a bit more than decent, but inflating his ego may not be the best decision. Don’t want him getting the wrong idea (that is to say that I’m switching majors)

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

We all knew it was coming.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

If Shirley attributes anything questionable to me in the near future, it's a lie and you should most definitely ignore it. Additionally, did you hear about the new furniture grant the psychology department received that sociology DIDN'T? Just another funny instance of the universe righting itself! Have a good day.

Shirley gossip - duly noted.

And…out of curiosity, what sort of furniture will the department be receiving?

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Rachel/Duncan.

Of all the songs I could’ve got…You Make My Dreams - Hall and Oats

Twist and shout my way out And wrap yourself around me ‘Cos I ain’t the way you found me And I’ll never be the same

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Impression: I'm Rachel. Nobody loves me. I'm the best person around but I think I'm the worst. *heavy flirting with Duncan*

*nearly chokes on her tea*

I’d say that’s pretty accurate, wouldn’t you, Professor Duncan?

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

In researching social phenomena, do you prefer quantitative or qualitative approaches, or a mix of both?

I’d answer this but I feel like Duncan’s just going to render my answer moot anyway so I’ll take a pass.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Have you in fact recognised the superiority of psychology to sociology, but your uncomfortable sexual attraction to psychology professors prevents you from switching majors?

Duncan you’re drunk go home.