#asking--belarus

[ask-aphdeutschland]

Considering we are now experiencing the same kind of torture, I will tell you, they are relentless. The anons are deliriously sick in the brain and no amount of church is going to help them.

@asking–belarus I appreciate the advice. 

[askaphdk]

That Kaj thing is going to give children nightmares, Mathias.

Don’t listen to her, Kaj, you’re perfect the way you are! :-(

[ask-american]

Surprisingly, I guess, I hang out with Natty B Raps a lot. Its not so much that we arrange to hang out, so much as it is her showing up at my house and crashing for a few weeks. She borrows my stuff, makes fun of my living habits, nags me until I die, and threatens my life on a daily basis.

I love her. <3

[ask-american]

oh my god this turned to shit so fast all i wanted to do was spit game but now im straight fucked now Natty B Raps is going to kill me because I’ve got all these girls around me dear lord in my however many years of living how have I never learned to be smooth somebody sAVE ME

[ask-american]

U-Uh hey there, baby girl, why don’t you, ah, go play outside for a bit, I gotta, uh...handle something really quick.

[ask-american]

@miss-rossiya​ said: I mean- Welcome back Fredka–.

O-OH woAH hey Natty Ice, w-what’s up…? I, uh, haven’t had time to shave….yet…since I’ve, uh, been back….how did you get to my house, dude?

[ask-nyohungary-blog]

[ask-american]

Matt: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU!!!

Matt: He’s pissed off because I ate his fries, even though I ASKED to take them he still-

Matt: I AM NOT!! WHEN WE WENT TO EAT DINNER, YOU GOT A FACETIME FROM GILBERT, YOU ANSWERED IT, AND THEN I ASKED YOU IF I COULD HAVE THE REST OF YOUR FRIES AND YOU SAID “YEAH WHATEVER”! 

Matt: I FORGIVE YOU ALREADY LET ME GO !!!