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I want the K

4: Forehead Kiss

“On the bright side at least I know what I’m going to be doing a little better this time,” Estelle let out a small laugh in an attempt to lighten the tension that didn’t even seem to be in the air until she laughed a little too awkwardly. She moved onto the table top yet again, kneeling on it before pulling him towards her and giving him a soft kiss on what counted as his forehead to her with a sort of tenderness that was obviously false in nature, she was a good liar not a good actress.

“I guess that wasn’t as bad now was it?” she grinned, making her way back to the proper side of the bar table.

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ask-karnesh-the-krogan replied to your post: [naked pictures meme]: [msg] I don’t know who you are..wait you are the bartender which kissed me….[msg] I am sure this picutres are for someone else. [msg]….I can’t keep them, can I?

[msg] Sure I could come…[msg] but you can just ask me here.

[MSG] But then I wouldn't know if you were telling me the truth or not, would I?

[MSG] Plus I'm sure you wouldn't say no to a few drinks.

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[naked pictures meme]: [msg] I don't know who you are..wait you are the bartender which kissed me....[msg] I am sure this picutres are for someone else. [msg]....I can't keep them, can I?

[MSG] You could, if you agree to come to the bar again and answer a few hundred questions.

[MSG] Although you may wish you hadn’t afterwards. 

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Dear Diary,

As I’m sure you’d be aware if you were a sentient being, Krogan are really freaking tall and it’s totally not fair! So today I did this thing where I kissed a few people, there was this one guy he was a krogan and Bondye that was hard, I had to climb on the table and everything, the actual kiss wasn’t actually that bad. Quick, meaningless, the usual. Didn’t catch his name though, all I know is he’s tall as fudge. Hope he comes to the bar again so I can ask, and also ask why anyone would invent Ryncol. Because fuck the meaning of life the most important thing to know is why the hell that was created.

Lots of love,Estelle 

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"whoops" This was all Karnesh said after he saw the last picture being sent away. He never wanted to send them to this account but now it was too late. Hopefully the receiver of this message wouldn't mind

A naked Krogan?  That was something Kaidan NEVER thought he would see!  His eyes grew wide, examining the picture for longer than he probably should have.  Fascinating, to say the least.  It took him a while to respond, finding it hard to tear his eyes away from the new sight.  

[MSG] Uhhh…Karnesh?  Those weren’t meant for me, were they?

[MSG] Don’t worry, I’ve done the same thing before.  

[MSG] By the way, nice bod for a Krogan.

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I want the K

6: Gentle Peck

Zithra hopped up onto something nearby to place a gentle peck on Karnesh’s cheek. However as she leaned forward to do so, she missed her mark and the kiss landed on the corner of his mouth. 

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I want the K [xD]

5: Firm Kiss

“But you’re tall! How am I supposed to…I’ve never even kissed a-oh! Wait a second,” Estelle moved to actually kneel on the bar table she usually stood behind. “Perfect,” she grinned, before giving him a quick, firm kiss on the lips.

“Never kissed a Krogan before. Sorry if I’m bad at it. But if you push me off the table now I will poke you in the eye” she warned.

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Zithra blinked up at the krogan and crossed her arms. She remembered seeing this one around, but never approached him before seeing how she never thought there'd be a reason to. "Something I can help you with?"